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    HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

    She's finally done it!

    1,000 posts of undecipherable gibberish.

    Love the Melon. But I will not hug her.

    #2
    HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

    undecipherable gibberish?????????????????????????????????
    Wot in the name of Helen Clarkes striking moustache are you bangin' on about Tawney....

    Lush..Lucky...Flippy...Beaches....etc, etc....at the command....
    GRAB THE FROGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.....

    Mwah, mwah, mwah, lick, lick hug, hug, slobber, dribble, drool
    Ok....free the Tawnster......she is sufficiently spittled.....

    Ta muchly Frog...here, have a towel.....
    Here's to a thousand more posts of absolute bollocks!!!
    (wait til Dec 7th...that's when I get my 1 year AF....it's going to be a festival of absolute gobbledygook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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      #3
      HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

      I'm too wet and embarrassed to speak.

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        #4
        HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

        melon has over productive salavation glands

        i will with withdure the wet kisses anyway

        melon might regress if we do not!

        xoxoxoxoxo xo melonhead

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          #5
          HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

          Yep Hail the Weemelonhead, you are the best

          Absolutely LOVE your posts weemelonhead keep them coming pleeeeeeeeeeease. Would hug you but you are in NZ and its full of people who call chips, cheps not to mention the time old number six becoming sex. Maybe they all have six and cheps on the brain. Rather fond of the odd chip and potatoe cake but have given up on six, too many bad men. Me, myself and I would rather have six together after we have had our cheps. When all is said and done, NZ is a gorgeous country and the NZ?ers that I?ve met are lovely and fun to be around.
          Cheers
          :goodjob:

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            #6
            HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

            we also like to sit on our 'dicks' in the evening.....
            and add 'as' to finish off a sentence...easy as, sweet as, safe as...etc, etc
            I myself though am an expat Pommie Vic...therefore I say things like 'good morrow gentlemen, I trust that we are all in good health'......

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              #7
              HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

              YEAH MELON!!! xoxoxo
              "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                #8
                HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                Actually...as I am now a senior.
                I COMMAND TAWNY TO ENGAGE IN THE EXCHANGE OF ARM ORIENTATED EXPRESSIONS OF CHUMINESS AND THE SWAPPING OF ORAL FLUIDS WITH EVERYONE AT MWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                Please line up ladies and gentlemen to claim your portion of Froggie pashing

                yum, yum

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                  #9
                  HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                  No Blah Blah, give me the cheps instead

                  Dear Sweet weemelonhead, never had a dick to sit on that was my own!! Have borrowed plenty tho?. But sitting on my own dick [if I had one] conjures up visions of being a tad uncomfortable. Same as all those dangly things men have???? Give me the cheps ?as? any day.
                  Cheers

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                    #10
                    HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                    and they say I talk nonsense.......................................... ..???????

                    Nodding and smiling Vic.....(copyright Lusheroo 2006)

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                      #11
                      HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                      NOOOOOO!!!!!!

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                        #12
                        HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                        You are just great....thanks

                        Yep, you do talk nonsense and its great, gives me a break from?. ?The how do I stay sober today???? Keep it up or down but just keep it coming please. As they say in the ?porn movies? not that I would know details. Apparently the women say, ?Don?t Stop???? Can remember being married and no such words passed my lips. Woz busy thinking about tomorrows To Do list and staring at the ceiling. Oh yea..... must pick up dry cleaning, ring repairman, join playgroup, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah could go on forever. Main thing is needed to laugh. Thank you weemelonhead. Keep it coming.
                        :thanks:

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                          #13
                          HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                          Congrats to our senior gourd.

                          Really, what do all the other Zealanders think of your linguistic Ambassadorship? Would they accuse you of having frequent attacks of verbal diarrhia or would they consider it to be the proof of Darvinian language developement in isolation?

                          Naaaaaaaaah, you are just my favourite "Oachkatzlschwoaf".


                          Hugs Lori
                          *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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                            #14
                            HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                            Love this thread -- made me laugh and... I need one!
                            WMH -- this is what I think of your posts... It's a secret code... please read in reverse.

                            WOW
                            xox
                            Fby

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                            Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
                            - Soren Kierkegaard

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                              #15
                              HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                              You all have lost me a bit here. Wish I was a "native" and understood.

                              But anyway congrats to the melon. We do love you.

                              But NO HUGS, ok? I'm just not into it...
                              Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

                              Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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