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    #16
    HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

    weemelonhead;225828 wrote: Actually...as I am now a senior.
    I COMMAND TAWNY TO ENGAGE IN THE EXCHANGE OF ARM ORIENTATED EXPRESSIONS OF CHUMINESS AND THE SWAPPING OF ORAL FLUIDS WITH EVERYONE AT MWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Please line up ladies and gentlemen to claim your portion of Froggie pashing

    yum, yum
    I'd like a big juicy piece of lush 'melon' first before exchanging oral fluids with tawny!!!
    ..........MMMMmmmm
    "Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
    Clean and sober 25th January 2009

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      #17
      HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

      Congrats melon! But I aint sitting on you non-existent dick either:H Keep on POSTING!!!!!

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        #18
        HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

        OY!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought this was supposed to be a congrats 'senior the lord melon' thread (god bless her and all who sail in her) NOT a not a pervy fruit orientated male trouser addendum reference ................(it is not pornographic to kiss Tawns ........she has a wash every day!!)

        Now....lets start again shall we.....something along the lines of....

        "Dear Melon..it was with great delight that my peepers fell upon the news of your recent promotion....well deserved I must say...never before on mwo has a member (ooer missus...we're back there again!) expressed themselves with such aplomb and general understandableness as wot you do....please accept this orb and sceptre, budgie trimmed cape, and a photo of J.Depps armpit as a token of our gargantuan esteem"....

        Get the idea fruitloops???????????????? Crikes! if you want something doin'.....

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          #19
          HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

          Wee, nodding and smiling for 1000 posts has not only been difficult for me, but painful as well. However, my life would be incomplete without you around here so for you I will suffer.

          Congratulations on all of your accomplishments my rindy moldy friend. Now please start speaking English.
          I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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            #20
            HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

            WMH-
            congrats 'senior the lord melon' (god bless her and all who sail in her)'
            YES!!!

            Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
            ---Chinese Proverb

            You are ten feet of wind so to speak.
            I get you.

            Thanks,
            Fby
            xox
            Fby

            *******************************************
            Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
            - Soren Kierkegaard

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              #21
              HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

              CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU MY LITTLE TINY WRINKLED ONE SURROUNDED BY SMALL AMOUNTS OF CURLY GREY HAIR..

              WHAT!!!!!, Well correct me if I'm wrong, but, isn't that what a SENIOR MEMBER looks like????
              A F F L..
              Alcohol Free For Life

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                #22
                HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                Dear Melon..it was with great delight that my peepers fell upon the news of your recent promotion....well deserved I must say...never before on mwo has a member (ooer missus...we're back there again!) expressed themselves with such aplomb and general understandableness as wot you do....please accept this orb and sceptre, budgie trimmed cape, and a photo of J.Depps armpit as a token of our gargantuan esteem"....


                AHHHHH...I mean......
                You're the best!
                Keep it coming!
                OOPS......More melon more melon more melon!
                Love ya!
                Nancy






                "Be still and know that I am God"

                Psalm 46:10

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                  #23
                  HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                  Wow Nancy, Melon could not have said it better herself.
                  I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me

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                    #24
                    HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                    WOOOHOOO!

                    You go Melon!

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                      #25
                      HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                      Too funny nancy! That made me LOL.

                      BTW- I saw Spotted Dick @ my grocery store tonight. I nearly died.

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                        #26
                        HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                        Wee, I love you dearly, and you make me smile .

                        :
                        Enlightened by MWO

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                          #27
                          HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                          Melon! You are amazing. You had me far before Nobbly Cucumber! Happy 1 millionioth!

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                            #28
                            HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                            Melon,

                            You have taught me so much. Unfortunately, I have been absent for so long that I think a need a whole new refresher course in melonspeak. DAMN!!! I have even forgotten what a POM is .... curses!!! It is not a potato, is it?

                            Spotted dick is not so hard to figure out. Big hugs to the melon!!!

                            xoxox,
                            Pansy

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                              #29
                              HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                              To my dear favority fruit,

                              I couldn't begin to compete with all the wit and witicism in this thread, but that doesn't diminish my love and admiration for all you have accomplished and all that you have given to us.

                              Congratulations on becoming a senior participant (no members or spotted dick for me; the only spotted dick I have ever seen belonged to a spotted dog) of our wonderful maniacal forum, which you have developed to the nth degree with a whole new, inscrutable form of language for us to study and master.

                              Many cyber licks and slurps of appreciation dear gourd!


                              Hugs,:l

                              Kathy

                              Well maybe I have a few bits of wit left after all these years....
                              AF as of August 5th, 2012

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                                #30
                                HAIL THE MELON!!!!!

                                :thanks: for being our Weemelonhead!:h
                                Other than that...
                                words just escape me....

                                Must be my foot in my mouth again....as it's certainly not 'spotted dick'...
                                The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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