HAIL THE MELON!!!!!
Hem Hem...
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I would just like to say.....
Congratulations - and wecome to the world of senior memberness!
I myself am a member of that exclusive club - and I assure you I am not:
a) small
b) wrinkled
c) surrounded by anything grey or curly.
Just be your unique self and you will fit in just fine!
As a token of your entry to our esteemed establishment, I shall summon old Scrotum (the wrinkled retainer) to bring you a large glass of alcohol free refreshment.
Pleas settle yourself into one of the overstuffed leather armchairs, pick up a copy of the Times and snooze away your twighlight years.
Alternatively....If the surroundings of our establishment appear a little stuffy - I suppose you might prefer to spend your remaining evenings sitting on as many dicks as possible!
Love
Satori
Hem Hem...
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, I would just like to say.....
Congratulations - and wecome to the world of senior memberness!
I myself am a member of that exclusive club - and I assure you I am not:
a) small
b) wrinkled
c) surrounded by anything grey or curly.
Just be your unique self and you will fit in just fine!
As a token of your entry to our esteemed establishment, I shall summon old Scrotum (the wrinkled retainer) to bring you a large glass of alcohol free refreshment.
Pleas settle yourself into one of the overstuffed leather armchairs, pick up a copy of the Times and snooze away your twighlight years.
Alternatively....If the surroundings of our establishment appear a little stuffy - I suppose you might prefer to spend your remaining evenings sitting on as many dicks as possible!
Love
Satori
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