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    My Holiday Card to You...

    To all of my friends here... :h

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socialy responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuation and/ or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect of the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned term as stated this greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferrablewith with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher!

    Merry Christmas and a very non-addicted and blessed New Year!!!!
    P4T
    If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

    #2
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    Thanks Allie and same to you! :l
    Marcie

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      #3
      My Holiday Card to You...

      This is great Prest- I think I have seen it before

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        #4
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        I am exhausted! Political correctness just wears me out.

        Hope your arms are filled with loved ones,
        and your belly aches with too many homemade goodies.
        Here's hoping your day is filled with children giggling
        and hugs that are surprisingly tight.

        Merry Christmas!

        Dx
        * * I love Determinator * *

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          #5
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          And all the best to you also.. Merry Christmas and Happy NewYear !!!

          ~ I hear a whinny on the wind~

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            #6
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            Merry Christmas to you, too, Prest. Thanks for your greeting that can hardly offend anyone, unless they have a total need to be offended by something or anything.
            AF as of August 5th, 2012

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              #7
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              Merry Christmas P4T !

              Merry Christmas to you too, and keep pumping that iron :jumpin: Sorry, could not find a smiley face that was bench pressing.

              P.S. do you bench 4 times your weight ?
              Miss October :blinkylove:

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                #8
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                Four times my weight? I wish!
                If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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                  #9
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                  You cracked me up Prest!
                  Reminds me the other day I was at a little store and the clerk wished the guy in front of me "Happy Holidays" and he replied, "Tell me 'Merry Christmas' goddamit!! 'Merry Christmas'" (in a very friendly sort of way).
                  FINALLY -- I'm a non-drinker!!

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                    #10
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                    Prest...WHEW, that wore me out reading it. Thank-you though! Much love to you and yours!

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                      #11
                      My Holiday Card to You...

                      Pest, when my lawyer calls me back I'll see if I can say thank you.

                      nosce te ipsum
                      (Know Thyself)

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                        #12
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                        D,
                        Did you call me a pest? :H
                        If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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                          #13
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                          Back @ Ya!!
                          HO Ho Ho!!
                          (I called ya HO! ):H
                          The only thing worth stealing is a kiss...:flower: zwink:

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                            #14
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                            LOL!

                            Dx
                            * * I love Determinator * *

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                              #15
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                              OMG! Dx just pointed out that I called you Pest... my bad! you will never believe that was a typo now....arg! Sorry Prest!! XXX
                              nosce te ipsum
                              (Know Thyself)

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