MWO TIGHT LIPS Award

[tawnyfrog]

Ladies and Gentlemen .... could I have your attention, please.

It is with absolute pleasure that that I am finally in a position to award the much coveted inaugural

'Tight Lips' Award

to our very own

Helensback

Helen has been an esteemed member of MWO for almost two long years and has just, within the last few minutes, completed her

500th

post. Surely a record in torpidity.

Helen, you are an inspiration. On behalf of MWO I would like to thank you for being of no help whatsoever and on a personal note, I'd like to thank you for your brevity. I have commissioned and paid for, a special poem penned by the Poet Laureate to commemorate this wonderful occasion. Please excuse me while I read it - my voice may be shaky - this is very emotional for me.

There once was an old girl called Helen
Who had terrible trouble with spellin'.
Her vocab was sparse:
"You can all kiss my ar$e -
I know stuff but I just aint tellin'"

Let's hear it for Helen!!!!!

Mwah mwah mwah

[dexterhead]

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tawny, Ms. frog, you are hilarious!!!!!

[wonderworld]

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H e l e n . . . . . . . . . . .


C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s . . . . . . . . . . . .


wonder xx

[meditation mama]

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:wave: :wave: :wave:

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
CONGRATULATIONS

[Flip]

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Amazing to think that you can not only think up this crap, but actually notice how much or how little everyone else posts.

I bet you count the number of spelling mistakes in each post too.

Conga Rats Helen. Love your work.

[lushy]

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Whatfuckingever.

[tawnyfrog]

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Lushy - please adjust your post and remember where you are. This is Award Night. In 'General'. Thank you.

[lushy]

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Sorry. What I meant to say was this:

Helen, out of all of the members here you are the most valued. Your every word I hang on and I wait for the days that you may post. I have spent many a day staring at the MWO screen, refreshing and refreshing, hoping, praying, begging God to make you post. The fact that I have been witness to almost all of your 500 posts is a true gift from the heavens.

I can only look forward to 500 more.

With much admiration,

Lushy

[lukalee]

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I know I am a newbie, but I would like to add congratulations, and since I have not been here as long as the rest, I hope to actually get to see you post!

:crowned:

[tawnyfrog]

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Lukalee .... the secret is .... Don't blink, lest you should miss some immortal words! (Smiling thing happening here.)

[MyOwnWoman]

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so fucking what - as I said elsewhere, I've posted well over a thousand between my dual identities - where the hell are my accolades???
(nothing against you, dear Helen)
But the frog, as is a frog's nature, has very limited perception.
I WANT ROSES!!!

[lookingforhope]

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This thread is very confusing, am I missing something somewhere?

[Waves 2]

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I have a screw loose if that is any help.

Do I get an award for that?

[hart]

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I think we all have screws loose Waves, but :thumbs: for yours................what a group we are. :H

[lucky 2.0]

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:happy: :yougo: :rockband:

GO HELEN! GO HELEN! GO HELEN!