I'd like to tell you all about my creepy, loser, live-in lover, Al.
For many years, Al was just a casual friend. I'd see him maybe a couple nights a week, just for fun. We didn't have a serious relationship. But when I went through some really bad things in my life, Al moved in. Being with Al numbed the pain of what I was going through. But now our relationship has definitely become toxic. I'm seeing him for what he is ...and it's not a pretty picture :H
Al is big and ugly. He has a big ham face like Dick Cheney ...as much back hair as a grizzly ... and four or five greasy strands of hair that he combs over like Donald Trump. Also, he has four or five nasty kinky hairs growing out of his chin. His teeth are brown .. he has bad breath ... he scratches himself, burps and farts a lot. Every day he dresses in a dirty undershirt that shows off a couple of ugly tattoos he got in prison, and some dirty jeans.
Al doesn't work .. he prefers to lounge on the couch. Al is stupid .. he thinks reading books is a waste of time. And he steals from me ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! Money is constantly disappearing from my wallet. I am going broke from supporting Al!!
Al never cleans the bathroom or does the dishes. He lets the garbage pile up. He encourages me to have crappy dietary habits, when I used to be healthy eater. He encourages me not to exercise the way I used to; he'll plead, "hurry and come home!" Al never hits me .. i think he is just too lazy. But he makes me feel bad about myself, almost every single day, and sometimes he makes me feel sick. Al very much sabotages my self-esteem. I spend so much time hanging out with him that I never get anything done and I start hating myself for wasting my potential. But Al always says, "Just hang around with me a little longer, and you'll feel better." So, I usually do. I know he doesn't care for me .. he is just using me!
I kicked him out 3 times this month! But after a couple happy days, I end up inviting him back. He has some strange ability to change my perception, depending on what hour of the day it is. What is magical about this creepy, putrid loser????? When I go to work in the morning, every day I think, "I'm going to get rid of that stupid, worthless Al. He is disgusting and causes me nothing but trouble." But ever so oddly ... by late afternoon I am missing him!!!! I forget what he really looks like and smells like. I start envisioning him as a handsome, charming man, witty with a self-effacing sense of humor, who makes me feel good about myself, who looks sort of like a cross between Colin Firth and Johnny Depp. I get home, I invite him back, and I am so happy to see my lover Al!!!! The next couple hours between us are sexy and romantic. But later in the evening, Al's charms begin to lessen for me ... I begin hating him again ... and again, next morning, I swear I will never let him into my apartment again!
So, that's the story of my lover Al (who I am pretty sure is cheating and seeing several of my MWO friends too!). I am getting closer to really giving Al the boot! Please give me strength!
For many years, Al was just a casual friend. I'd see him maybe a couple nights a week, just for fun. We didn't have a serious relationship. But when I went through some really bad things in my life, Al moved in. Being with Al numbed the pain of what I was going through. But now our relationship has definitely become toxic. I'm seeing him for what he is ...and it's not a pretty picture :H
Al is big and ugly. He has a big ham face like Dick Cheney ...as much back hair as a grizzly ... and four or five greasy strands of hair that he combs over like Donald Trump. Also, he has four or five nasty kinky hairs growing out of his chin. His teeth are brown .. he has bad breath ... he scratches himself, burps and farts a lot. Every day he dresses in a dirty undershirt that shows off a couple of ugly tattoos he got in prison, and some dirty jeans.
Al doesn't work .. he prefers to lounge on the couch. Al is stupid .. he thinks reading books is a waste of time. And he steals from me ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! Money is constantly disappearing from my wallet. I am going broke from supporting Al!!
Al never cleans the bathroom or does the dishes. He lets the garbage pile up. He encourages me to have crappy dietary habits, when I used to be healthy eater. He encourages me not to exercise the way I used to; he'll plead, "hurry and come home!" Al never hits me .. i think he is just too lazy. But he makes me feel bad about myself, almost every single day, and sometimes he makes me feel sick. Al very much sabotages my self-esteem. I spend so much time hanging out with him that I never get anything done and I start hating myself for wasting my potential. But Al always says, "Just hang around with me a little longer, and you'll feel better." So, I usually do. I know he doesn't care for me .. he is just using me!
I kicked him out 3 times this month! But after a couple happy days, I end up inviting him back. He has some strange ability to change my perception, depending on what hour of the day it is. What is magical about this creepy, putrid loser????? When I go to work in the morning, every day I think, "I'm going to get rid of that stupid, worthless Al. He is disgusting and causes me nothing but trouble." But ever so oddly ... by late afternoon I am missing him!!!! I forget what he really looks like and smells like. I start envisioning him as a handsome, charming man, witty with a self-effacing sense of humor, who makes me feel good about myself, who looks sort of like a cross between Colin Firth and Johnny Depp. I get home, I invite him back, and I am so happy to see my lover Al!!!! The next couple hours between us are sexy and romantic. But later in the evening, Al's charms begin to lessen for me ... I begin hating him again ... and again, next morning, I swear I will never let him into my apartment again!
So, that's the story of my lover Al (who I am pretty sure is cheating and seeing several of my MWO friends too!). I am getting closer to really giving Al the boot! Please give me strength!
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