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[HopefulNow]

Okay, folks, NO truth in advertising!

I've got two windows open.

One in which I'm TRYING to get on chat.

The other in the main forum window, saying I'm ON chat.

NOT.

Just the coffee cup.

GAH, so frustrating...

[tlrgs]

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weren't you just in chat about ten minutes ago

[HopefulNow]

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Yeah, tlrgs, that was AFTER my post here.

Point is, I was showing up as "on chat" when I wasn't.

[tawnyfrog]

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Hi Hopeful ..... as you still seem to be having trouble, how about we chat here?

Tawnyfrog: Hey there! Good to catch you
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: Did you ever get rid of those cooties?
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: OMG, that's awful
HopefulNow:
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: No - can't stand still long enough
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: I'd never say that in public LOL
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: that's because if you take off their legs they can't hear
Tawnyfrog: it's a scientifically proven fact
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: usually on Shrove Tuesday.
Tawnyfrog: Hey - how did the abseiling go?
HopefulNow:
HopefulNow:
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: i tried the luge but didn't like it much
HopefulNow:
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: OK - BRB - phone ......
Tawnyfrog: sorry about that
HopefulNow:
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: i always think that's best without sauce
Tawnyfrog: ... unless of course it's home-made .... lol
HopefulNow:
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: OK - it's 9.45am - really must start my day
Tawnyfrog: So good to catch you - will try again later
Tawnyfrog: bye for now
HopefulNow:
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: that would be great. thanks for the parcel
Tawnyfrog: yours should arrive soon
Tawnyfrog: bye-sie bye
HopefulNow:
Tawnyfrog: oooorooo.

[Mackeral]

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Laughing my ass off :H :h

[HopefulNow]

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Tawns, my DEAR woman,

Per usual, I stand in awe of your comic genius.

Once again, you have made me SNARF and SNUFFLE and SNOOGLE and generally waste whatever liquid was SUPPOSED to be in my mouth all over my poor, unsuspecting keyboard/monitor.

You are wasting your talents here (though I'm GLAD you're here wasting your talents, of course, so I and the other "little people" may enjoy them).

If "things" don't work out for me with this start-up cinder block business I have in mind (perhaps I've told you about it?), can I be your agent on the comedy circuit?

Thanks ever so!

Your #1 Fan,

-HopefulNow (also, Tawny? For now, my Subscriber's sub isn't working, payment snafu -- their bad, not mine -- please say "howdy" to the crowd for me until I get back on)

[memarcie]

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Hopeful we miss you.....

[tawnyfrog]

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Hopeful - sorry you're locked out of Subscribers as well as Chat. Do yo think it's because of your disagreeable attitude or your plastic hip-joints?

I have left kind and gentle greetings for the others in Subs and reported your situation to higher authorities. Should you ever be readmitted, do you think you could give me a precis of your proposed cinder-block business plans? I'd be very interested and I'm sure you'd make a great success of such a venture. However, in the event that this should not come to fruition, we can certainly discuss the Agent idea. What's your % commission?

[HopefulNow]

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Marcie, LOVE!

Miss you, too.

How's the job search...and the SNOW?!

xoxoxoxo

-HopefulNow

[lushy]

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Well my efforts at getting you booted off of chat and subscriber worked. Good to know I have so much pull around here. I see a pencil under your name right now though, so what would the f**ing problem be? Please enlighten me.

[Victory]

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Private message to Aussie girls

Tawn dear you make me laugh too, love you in chat.
When hundi, marli and you are there it makes my day.
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi.
How sad is that?
But not really about Aussies, tis about humour,
our USA cousins don't get it.
Thanks for the laughs girls.
Cheers Vic
:h :h :h

[tawnyfrog]

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Hopeful - it's easy to see who has the most pull around here. Lushy got you booted off but I myself personally got you back on. Pronto. Schnell. Expeditiously.

No need to thank me. Your friendship is reward a'plenty!

[lushy]

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Fuck off Frog.

[tawnyfrog]

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Finishing School For Ladies in Switzerland was it you attended, Lushy????

[HopefulNow]

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Girls!

Glad to see we stick together, through thick and THICK!

Thanks to Lushy for getting me booted in the first place (builds character!!!!!!!), and for Tawny for getting me back on (builds suck-upness!!!!!!!!!!!).

I owe you guys/girls, goes without saying.

You are my yin/yang. Who needs the freaking BUDDHA?(sp???)?

Love ya, MEAN it! SMOOCH.

-HopefulNow