Things I have learned

[poohbear]

I have learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things

I have learned that ex's are like fungus and keep coming back

I have learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it

I have learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think

I have learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

I have learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed

I have learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets

I have learned its not what you wear, it's how you take it off

I have learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished

I have learned that age is a very high price to pay for maturity

I have learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I have learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

I have learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities

[Ripple]

Things I have learned

well pooh for some reason i like this one the best: I have learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it...:naughtfeet: