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    #16
    Favorite Proverbs

    haha!! Let me try to think of an original.

    Man farts in pants smell like shit!
    Goal 1: Today
    Goal 2: Tomorrow

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      #17
      Favorite Proverbs

      That's usaully the out come lukalee, Ha!
      But Like I've always said, " No ones ever promised us a rose garden !" IAD Even if they have, you need a little manure for the flowers to grow,,,,,Hay I like that last saying ( I'll put that one in a fourtune cookie....Ha! IAD...LOL)
      ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
      those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
      Dr. Seuss

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        #18
        Favorite Proverbs

        personally, one of my favorites...

        Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

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          #19
          Favorite Proverbs

          "You can't get blood from a turnip. Or a stone."
          My life is better without alcohol, since 9/1/12. My sobriety tool is the list at permalink 236 on the toolbox thread under monthly abstinance.

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            #20
            Favorite Proverbs

            If a man see's two bright eyes shining in the jungle, it doesn't have to be a tiger....
            It could be two, one-eyed tigers.

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              #21
              Favorite Proverbs

              ok here goes!

              A change is as good as a rest.

              Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

              Boys will be boys.


              Red sky at night shepherds delight red sky in the morning sherpherds warning.

              Better the devil you know then the devil you dont.

              If at first you dont scceed try, try, and try again.

              love
              Teardrop.x
              family is everything to me

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                #22
                Favorite Proverbs

                Never trust a fart!


                OK....I can do funny too!
                :H
                "Be still and know that I am God"

                Psalm 46:10

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                  #23
                  Favorite Proverbs

                  she

                  who farts in church sits in her own pew

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                    #24
                    Favorite Proverbs

                    or his own pewwwwwwwwwww!
                    "Be still and know that I am God"

                    Psalm 46:10

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                      #25
                      Favorite Proverbs

                      He who looks behind the door, has been there himself.

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                        #26
                        Favorite Proverbs

                        Whoever smelled it, delt it.
                        Goal 1: Today
                        Goal 2: Tomorrow

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                          #27
                          Favorite Proverbs

                          " In the land of mules thier are no rules "
                          ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                          those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                          Dr. Seuss

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                            #28
                            Favorite Proverbs

                            He who denied it, supplied it

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                              #29
                              Favorite Proverbs

                              " In the Land of the Blind the man with one eye is king ! "
                              ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                              those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                              Dr. Seuss

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                                #30
                                Favorite Proverbs

                                Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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