You feeling lucky Punk make my June day
Well, well, well...
Amazing what the threat of a few licks of the Cat o' Nine or a front to back keel hauling can do to get all you swabs to brace up!!.
Capn' have you you been in the swill hall press-ganging this new crew? If so, blow my patch off with a broadside of grapeshot. Welcome aboard bilge rats!!. You're quivering right now with the D.T's. That's good. Feels like crap doesn't it? It's a good start by God.
Stay aboard if you don't wan't to invoke my wrath. You've joined the Cap'n's June crossing and from where I sit, off the Spanish Main of Trinidad, the Trades are constant at 15 knots, waves with medium height and fetch. Should be a fair crossing if we don't let our guard down.
Let me have Al Captain. With this crew and maybe others lurking about, we can give him a whipping ,he'll never forget, when we all make landfall on the 30th. Lock and load people! Keep a sharp lookout as their will be shoals in our path and nauseousness.
Drink plenty of water and share a glass with any shipmate that looks like they need one.
I count 18 rounds left (not many) in my clip and hopefully you do too. Don't waste your ammunition, you'll need it all to kick Al's butt.
Course as Captain you get first shot. May I suggest we start slowly from the feet and work our way up.... Yes! Yes!
Away to do my logs - farewell.
Bashley
Well, well, well...
Amazing what the threat of a few licks of the Cat o' Nine or a front to back keel hauling can do to get all you swabs to brace up!!.
Capn' have you you been in the swill hall press-ganging this new crew? If so, blow my patch off with a broadside of grapeshot. Welcome aboard bilge rats!!. You're quivering right now with the D.T's. That's good. Feels like crap doesn't it? It's a good start by God.
Stay aboard if you don't wan't to invoke my wrath. You've joined the Cap'n's June crossing and from where I sit, off the Spanish Main of Trinidad, the Trades are constant at 15 knots, waves with medium height and fetch. Should be a fair crossing if we don't let our guard down.
Let me have Al Captain. With this crew and maybe others lurking about, we can give him a whipping ,he'll never forget, when we all make landfall on the 30th. Lock and load people! Keep a sharp lookout as their will be shoals in our path and nauseousness.
Drink plenty of water and share a glass with any shipmate that looks like they need one.
I count 18 rounds left (not many) in my clip and hopefully you do too. Don't waste your ammunition, you'll need it all to kick Al's butt.
Course as Captain you get first shot. May I suggest we start slowly from the feet and work our way up.... Yes! Yes!
Away to do my logs - farewell.
Bashley
) Any way I thought this was a great quote at this time in our June sail SINCE WE ARE ALL DRIED UP:H ........"I have a DR. friend who always says, "In the body, the solution to polution is dilution! Water, Water, Water!"
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