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    You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

    Shiver me timbers Cindi ! Glad to still have you aboard. Were you sleeping in the sail locker?
    Cap is on another course. Luk's new thread just for him in discussion.
    Jump to it now girl, no dawdling - he'll be back whilst we sail on.
    Bashley

    P.S. How's your clip. 15 ?

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      You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

      "The Garter Belt"

      We're at anchor in a quiet channel just off the Capn's beam. Resting but vigilant and alert should anyone need our help. Al is about, I feel it in my bones.

      Hitting my bunk now. 14 hour time differences from Tobago are tough.

      Bashley

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        You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

        Thanks bash cast off funeral is over !!!!!! Da's watching the "garter belt" (I love him forever). Thanks . Hope June guys are well. I slipped 3 times now not happy(dissapointment) with me ???? are back on course ok!!!! June is booze free punks and I'm ok and thanks for you guys this place helps me so much. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
        Love cap

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          You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

          Thanks mate I see you off my beam..... but there is a Nor" Wester comm'in in..... up anchor now . I felt "ALS" presence too....shot the punks "arse" with the last clip and the left overs in the garter belt. We can sail on Bash the prick is dead for the moment.... Im sure the bugger will be back. I miss luk and she is quittin the cigs too" YOU ARE MY HERO" June trip has uped anchor and is sailing on...... STAY SOBER OK. June lives please...... "new" guys and "old"... join us for a sober June.


          Love you guys cap

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            You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

            Hi CAptn!!!!! Good to see you here!!! Right now I want to shoot more than AL; I am so damn grumpy. Oh well, such is life.
            HUGS!!!!
            Goal 1: Today
            Goal 2: Tomorrow

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              You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

              Welcome Back Capn!!!! Cat is dancing with joy!!
              :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                Ok everyone, pick your garter belts. I want the black one.
                Goal 1: Today
                Goal 2: Tomorrow

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                  You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                  No, I want the black one!!:H:H
                  :boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!

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                    You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                    OK, I'll take the white one; I AM a virgin ya know.
                    Goal 1: Today
                    Goal 2: Tomorrow

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                      You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                      hahahahahahahahahahahaha

                      live life to the fullest this is what happen when you stop
                      :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                      best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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                        You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                        Bashley has invited me to join your voyage..to make the coffee and keep a watchful eye I suppose. I don't cook or do windows.

                        Always the gentleman, he said I could share his bunk but then asked me to bring my garter belt.

                        Being of a *certain* age, I know what a garter belt is!

                        Bashley, my love, neither Cindi or I have worn stockings since grade five. The brown cotton ones that bagged at our knees.....

                        Perhaps it's the silk ones you have in mind, along with a lovely box of chocolates?

                        magic xxxx
                        ~Are you looking for the Holy One?
                        I am in the next seat.
                        My shoulder is against yours. ~Kabir

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                          You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                          Well, Well...

                          magic;349846 wrote: Bashley has invited me to join your voyage..to make the coffee and keep a watchful eye I suppose. I don't cook or do windows.

                          Always the gentleman, he said I could share his bunk but then asked me to bring my garter belt.

                          Being of a *certain* age, I know what a garter belt is!

                          Bashley, my love, neither Cindi or I have worn stockings since grade five. The brown cotton ones that bagged at our knees.....

                          Perhaps it's the silk ones you have in mind, along with a lovely box of chocolates?

                          magic xxxx

                          My Dear Magic, et al

                          If you like I will weigh anchors aboard "The Garterbelt", which lies in calm waters off Man O' War Bay, Trinidad. And Hand in hand on a beach like this ..

                          Captain Jack is attending to his father today and would of course sanction a short voyage to your Western shores. I don't know if you are friendly with any of the crew; but all comers are welcome and we could do with a bit of Magic, to see us through what is to be, a minimum 30 day voyage. It's a bit of swashbuckling adventure on the high seas, a bit of fun and might cheer you up. No slacking now and please note*** ships don't have bloody windows woman - port holes!!!

                          I'm putting the crew to the windlasses and sending them aloft as I write. With the winds backing to the West, as they storm out of the Bight of Benin and a contsant squall line, frothing the swells, we'll be with you in a click of a mouse and heave to in the lee of Patos and Stuart Island, off Vancouver, awaiting your signal for the jolly-boat. If I am attending to duties elsewhere, just sign the log book and report for duty. You may bunk with me. Leave your gun behind, I still have a full clip left. You're a pacifist anyway my dear. Oh! And another thing - if you don't cook either, would you be so kind as to leave chocolate on everybody's pillow each night as one of your "chores". I'll have your hide for a lampshade if you brought Al favorite liquidy ones.

                          The Capn' will be fine. There's a small contingent on the lookout for Slimeball Al, who he tells me, has been sniffing around, ever lurking.

                          Guards up lads and lasses!! Take inventory and report in. You should all have 11 bullets left and be prepared to reload the new 31 round (Garter) clip, hard as it may seem, upon arrival. Don't be fainthearted if you can't find them all. As long as we make it safe and sound. I know we can do it!!

                          Don't know about you swabs, but what do you think about the blue one round my hat? No... Seeing as Luk looks so ravishingly, virginal in white; I'll wear Magic's Fifth Grade Brown, as a retro- fashion statement.

                          You can keep the white crutchless panties too if you like. I used to be really into those too, but my balls kept falling out! Ha! Ha! Shiver me Timber!!

                          Anyone seen my carrier parrot ?

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                            You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                            http://www.inmagine.com/gwt130/gwt130058-photo
                            Man O' War Bay, Tobago.

                            I wish!!!

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                              You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                              Since I found the gangplank unattended I quietly snuck on board and made myself a nest in one of the lifeboats. I have always wanted to be a stow-away. I was quit pleased with myself for a while, but since I am mountain folk, my stomach does not tolerate all this bobbing and lurching. I just caught my reflection in one of the bulleyes and my face has turned a gastly shade of green. Perhaps I should return to "Terra Firma" before you raise anchor. Sorry for the invasion. Let me know how you are all doing via ship-to-shore.
                              Bon voyage.
                              *Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert Einstein

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                                You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

                                Ms. Sunshine,

                                Caught! What shall we do with her.....gingerale and a good nights sleep I think. Please stay, Mountain Woman, we need your wisdom.

                                The lady in white is turning my stomach as well but I'll have Bash clothe her with something quick and then I'll put her to work washing the "port holes", swabbing the deck ~ that'll soon wipe the smirk off her face.

                                Captain Jack.....I hope all is as well as it can be.

                                So that will be chocolates, vitamins and a large bottle of H2O on everyones pillow each night, tea for Lori, Cindi and I, chocolate covered digestives for Bash......I'm taking requests.

                                Luk~I'll leave you extra vitamin B and C for the rest of the month.

                                As for your parrot Bash, it wasn't me.

                                m. xxx
                                ~Are you looking for the Holy One?
                                I am in the next seat.
                                My shoulder is against yours. ~Kabir

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