Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

[Bashley]

Some of you have been asking me to tell a story for ages, when one is unfolding on a daily basis.
I have been really busy lately, so forgive me for this invention.

The virtual story, is within Capt Jack's thread "Make my day-Punk". This is not a thread hijack, but rather a thread guide. You feeling lucky Punk make my June day

If you haven't been in there yet, please take some time to get to know "the crew", by reading some of the posts.

The Cap'n had a berievment as you'll see and all his mates on MWO stepped in to help him and each other.
You can join as well if you like - It's a free ride and we've got a hilarious and very zany bunch of shipmates; ready to do battle with our villain- Al the Snake. There's a price on his head so come well armed.

"The Garter Belt", I hope, with a little help from all who come aboard, will keep sailing forward month after month, with a common goal. To keep our minds occupied and our thoughts away from Al.

This of course is no substitute for Meds and professional advice but it can't hurt your soul. Who knows, we might lift your spirits, by forming a beaming smile to frame your sunny face. Or, a serious belly chuckle that burns more emotional and physical calories than a whole day on the treadmill of life.

Enjoy - with love
from
Bash

[Bashley]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

GO THERE!!

THIS IS JUST AN FORWARDING THREAD, MANNED VERY OCCASSIONALLY BY ONE OF "THE GARTERBELT'S" MESSENGERS.

"RED O' EYE" OR "SHANDY.

[Sheepish]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

I am afloat on a raft- alone, in the dark- I am sure there are sharks.
Hopefully your directions will lead the way- shall I look at the sky?
- Sheep

PS- Sheeps can't swim literally or figuratively. so a quick reply would be appreciated

[magic]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

Sheep, damn it's dark isn't it.

Click on You feeling Lucky Punk make my June day in General discussion.

I'm in need of help as well. I'm sure I've been given directions but being a landlubber, well, I'm a bit lost too.

m. xxx

[FallenAngel]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

hi guys!

Ooooo...storytelling... nothing better than a good story!
Can anyone join in?? Not sure if I have enough imagination for this... maybe it's best to wait until after this weekend when I fling the Captn, and see if he thinks I pass the grade

[Bashley]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

Not alone - just feeling sheepish!

Sheepish;353089 wrote: I am afloat on a raft- alone, in the dark- I am sure there are sharks.
Hopefully your directions will lead the way- shall I look at the sky?
- Sheep

PS- Sheeps can't swim literally or figuratively. so a quick reply would be appreciated

I've heard of the Black Sheep of the family. Are you one of these? If so, that would account for your loneliness.

We're all members of The Black Flock in here, so nobody has to alone in the dark in this flockin' world.
Join Magic, myself and the others on a zany "voyage" of discovery. With your permission, I'll send "Double Click" over to rescue you, so you don't have to wet your little un-webbed hooves.

Now if you had trotters, that would make you a pig and everybody knows pigs can fly.
Morf and fly on over. Leave the navigating to me and set your olfactory homing device to the "Apple" not "Mint" Sauce. Tawny sent tasty treats.

Nonsensically yours,

Bashley

Mate and Master Mariner of "The Garter Belt"

[Bashley]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

Fling.

FallenAngel;353100 wrote: Ooooo...storytelling... nothing better than a good story!
Can anyone join in?? Not sure if I have enough imagination for this... maybe it's best to wait until after this weekend when I fling the Captn, and see if he thinks I pass the grade

Pray tell Fallen Angel,

This "flinging"... does it fill you with a feeling sextancy? Shooting star fixes, the moon, the breeze?

I might want to try it or better yet, let you suggest a way to insert/ introduce "Flinging" into the story line yourself.

I feel the plot thickening.

B.

[tawnyfrog]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

I await your arrival eagerly. In the meantime, I am tending to the fruits, herbs and vegetables in my rainforest paradise up here in the Atherton Tablelands to make sure I can offer your crew many tasty provisions.

The pier at Palm Cove will be perfect for our rendezvous. When we eventually meet, you will hear me before you see me. Look up. I'm the woman in the Tiger Moth.

Avoid Villa Paradiso. AL is a regular there. The Angsana is safer.

I shall wait for your signal.

[Bashley]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

Read on my dear,
Magic was around there and we seem to have sheep who know to look up for a signal.
Thanks for your help.
A Tiger Moth and a person like you to fly it...
Hmmm. Would you? Join our ship, if I built an airstrip at each port of call or fitted floats?
Luv
Bash

[FallenAngel]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

The Sisterhood's Motto: Not only do we rock...we know how to fling 'em too!

Bashley;353106 wrote:
This "flinging"...
I might want to try it

My apologies Bashley, I should have introduced myself to you in my prior message. I'm the founder of the Sisterhood of Flying Projectiles.... we live over in the castle on the other side of forumville.
I take it none of our victims volunteers have landed in your backyard after getting flung from our precious Devine Boon......
ain't she a beauty?>>>>>>>>>>>

You are certainly more than welcome to take a ride on her.....
but you'll have to wait.... there's always a line-up. The quickie weekend flings always seem to be popular with the guys, whereas us girls like to take our time, letting the anticipation build....just ask CaptnJack, he's been begging for weeks for me to finally release the lever! LMAO

[magic]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

Bash,

I'm warning you. Tawny and I both have our "eye" on you. Thickened Master.

If it's a wee quickie weekend fling you want, it's flinging you'll get......right overboard.

How's THAT for lip, Tawn?

Welcome aboard to the Sisterhood! Perhaps we need a 'Sisterhood of the Garter' aboard this vessel as well. Fine weapons THEY make for the straightshooters among us.

I've got second watch. Sheeps asleep at last. Time for some quiet in the darkness ~out at sea.

m. xxx

[SunDaisy]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

WOW! What a voyage I have missed!

Bashley,

Invention!!!??? With all due respect, I should say not! What an incredible journey the Cap'n, you and your shipmates have been through! Reading it has shaken me to my core, brought tears of laughter to my eyes and sorrow to my soul. It is as real as the sea itself.

I wish I had been along for the ride, but I've been bouncing around trying to gain my footing instead. No self pity, though. I will be applying for a gun license at once. :H

I will be on the next go-round, you can count on me! I will be the one scared but fierce, clinging to the bow, but standing, nonetheless. Just be sure to give me a holler when something big might be comin' my way about to smack me upside the head so i can duck. I'm not always good at seein' those ones coming. And I'm not just talking "nautical" here.

:new:

SunDaisy

[tawnyfrog]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

Soft porn bores me witless. It's so twee. Thanks Magic. YAWWWWN ... I must be tired. See you tomorrow, when things are good.

[Bashley]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

Welcome Aboard Sunday's easy.

SunDaisy;353145 wrote: Bashley,

Invention!!!??? With all due respect, I should say not! What an incredible journey the Cap'n, you and your shipmates have been through! Reading it has shaken me to my core, brought tears of laughter to my eyes and sorrow to my soul. It is as real as the sea itself.

I wish I had been along for the ride, but I've been bouncing around trying to gain my footing instead. No self pity, though. I will be applying for a gun license at once. :H

I will be on the next go-round, you can count on me! I will be the one scared but fierce, clinging to the bow, but standing, nonetheless. Just be sure to give me a holler when something big might be comin' my way about to smack me upside the head so i can duck. I'm not always good at seein' those ones coming. And I'm not just talking "nautical" here.

:new:

SunDaisy

I like the fierce ones! You are welcome.
Where did you get the idea that we were sailing on a fixed schedule. June is not over yet and altough you may not have a full garterbelt like some of us aboard, you're ready and willing to go into combat against Snake Boy, which is what we are about to do.
Fools rush in, so we have to plan a little and bide our time.

Dump your gear and log in with the Bosun (don't smoke in front of Luk - the chimp with the gun), catch up on the posts to see whom you're dealing with. No lip, slacking or dribbling - see posts for punishment.
Shaking is permited until find your sea legs.
See Magic or Lori about a berth.

Bashley

Go Now to Captains Punk site and post there.

[Bashley]

Virtual Story time boys and girls!! Not a thread hijacking....

26th June Whenever

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Captn' how are our coffers?
After my purchases today, we might have just enough left for one of these Divine Boons.
We could build a sturdy extension deck astern, below the Poop deck and your privy window to mount it and create a horse-shoe crescent track and runners, to maintain 140 degree fields of fire, through both aft quadrants. It looks to me, like we?ll need plenty of space behind to cock this mean bugger.
Effectively protecting us from sneak attacks from behind whilst the main cannons on main and below deck, can be brought to bear for broadsides.
Of course we will need an expert from the Sisterhood to teach us all in the art of Flinging.
Fallen Angel, could you spare anyone for some "live fire" training, in the coming days?
If so, I'll have to use my pocket Alddis lamp to signal "The Trader"
Kindly reply by return parrot, directly to the ship. I am aboard the Factfinder and have very limited OTHAFA (Over the Horizon and Far Away) communications.

Bashley