I am cracking up over the ebay deal....so funny! AND quiting your job and then showing up....OMG. All these things have been me or could have been...EASILY.
Jump out a window in the bedroom cause I was convinced "they" were keeping me in the room and wouldn't let me out...door was wide freaking open...got all scratched up and no one even knew I was gone.
Go to a concert with my Mom and this guy hits her car in the parking lot...his girlfriend starts yelling at us so I pull her out of her car by the head of her hair...I am NO fighter OK. Don't know what the hell I was thinking.
Go to my deceased fiance' Mom's house and steal half his ashes...he was cremated...because she wouldn't give me any and I paid for his funeral....I don't really regret that one, but it was nuts. Had I been caught, I would have went to jail.
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