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    #166
    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    Oh dear...kissed a girl - a WORK COLLEAGUE at that (actually she kissed me but I kissed back) Don't work with her anymore...was the only time I cheated on my hubby (I told him -he wasn't impressed)

    so many others...

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      #167
      You know you're an alcoholic when...

      ...you mistake a photograph of a traffic light for a bottle of booze and are disappointed when you take a second look...

      ??? I know that makes little sense.
      Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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        #168
        You know you're an alcoholic when...

        Oh man... creating a brochure for the company I work for. Took up the first layout draft to the boss which was very pleased with and we discussed some alterations and extra info we thought we would put on. He was discussing images for the front cover and doodled some representations of what he'd like. I queried one of the doodles and he said 'Oh that's supposed to be you sat at your computer...' then he said, 'Oh hold on, it should be...' and the began to scribble something else... When I looked he'd written 'VODKA' with an arrow pointing to a pint glass!!!
        Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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          #169
          You know you're an alcoholic when...

          Didn't think you had to be ALKIE TO KISS a girl...OK,maybe you do???ALL OR NOTHING SUMS IT UP FOR ME....
          sigpicEyes on the PRIZE, a SOBER Future !!!

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            #170
            You know you're an alcoholic when...

            I am so book marking this thread. I am with one2many. I can't HELP but laugh! Like I said, I have done soooo many of these things! I think this is the BEST thread ever that I have read here. It is a HUGE reminder why we shouldn't drink :-0

            The Dora iron on's and the 'Wiggy' cat collar are hysterical!!!!!!!!!!

            and........... where in the heck do you work vlad??? Did you really get caught drinking vodka at your desk? Did your boss really draw a vodka bottle on the brochure you designed? Holy crapola! If my boss even smelled Al on my breath I would be TOAST!

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              #171
              You know you're an alcoholic when...

              one2many;361166 wrote: I love vlad stories!
              Ditto!

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                #172
                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                I agree! But it is soooooooo funny. Maybe it's our best theraphy...LOL!!
                :l
                LTG AF January 13, 2011

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                  #173
                  You know you're an alcoholic when...

                  Accountable for Me;361158 wrote:
                  and........... where in the heck do you work vlad??? Did you really get caught drinking vodka at your desk? Did your boss really draw a vodka bottle on the brochure you designed? Holy crapola! If my boss even smelled Al on my breath I would be TOAST!
                  Yes, the boss really did draw a doodle of me drinking a pint of vodka - today in fact, gonna scan it and post it. In my old job I took a bottle of Stolichnaya and openly poured vodka into my coffee in front of my team. It was Christmas Do day - I thought I could get away with it. But it didn't go down well, my staff just looked disapprovingly.
                  Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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                    #174
                    You know you're an alcoholic when...

                    Oh, shit...one morning after a blackout, one of my girlfriends asked me not to tell anyone that we had made out! I had a total identitly crisis. And then I inwardly cursed the dirty whore for violating me when I was drunk. And then I laughed and blew it off. Eh, kissed a girl, who cares, haha. And then I decided never, never, ever, ever, ever, EVER to think about it again, for any reason. And now you people go and bring it up. I need a drink, HA!

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                      #175
                      You know you're an alcoholic when...

                      LOL! I had taken Al to work back in the day. (when I graduated from drinking wine nightly to drinking vodka most of each day) I passed out at my desk!!! My supervisor drove me home and gave me best wishes and said no worries.

                      Later that day a courier came with my immediate dismissal notice. Things just went to Hell in a hand basket from there. Ahhh.... the good ol days! ;-)

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                        #176
                        You know you're an alcoholic when...

                        OMG the sock story is the best yet!

                        I too am book marking this thread ... WHAT reminders of the things we have done!

                        Amazon.com and wine were my downfall. They have that "subscribe" to household products thing and you save a % and free shipping and all. Well hell, I need paper towels, and laundry soap, dish soap, shampoo, toothpaste, dog food, floor cleaner ... gawd the list goes WAY on! Yep, signed up for them all! About 10 days later UPS shows up .. with a PALLET to unload on my driveway! Needless to say, I am "well stocked" on just a few items for the next few years.

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                          #177
                          You know you're an alcoholic when...

                          Another...

                          ...you husband who works as a network engineer is doing a server move at a vodka distillery... you pester and pester...

                          NOT KIDDING GUYS - THESE THINGS ARE TRUE!
                          Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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                            #178
                            You know you're an alcoholic when...

                            BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Drunk Russian sleeps off knifing
                            Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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                              #179
                              You know you're an alcoholic when...

                              Lend tp, I think not. How about a depends, you can have it.
                              workout:chick:mwo2

                              It's my world to make now...cuz I found my way out.

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                                #180
                                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                                This may be the guy in me, but I could do with more details on the girly kissing...

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