You know you're an alcoholic when...

[Larisa]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Fortunately (or sadly, depending on your point of view, I guess), I have no memory of my particular incident. You can always make up the details to your liking. But it sounds like the others may have remembered theirs! Hopefully they kiss and tell.

[Mohun]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Larisa;361313 wrote: Fortunately (or sadly, depending on your point of view, I guess), I have no memory of my particular incident. You can always make up the details to your liking. .

Way ahead of you...:H

[Theme2be]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you have to do community service because you drank and drove and the person who is with you at your desk in a Government Building, in which you have to go through a scanner to enter, takes you into the restroom and pulls out a bottle of Midore and even though you are nervous about this because there are cameras all around, you and she make coctails in the glasses and you do your community service for the next few weeks with a midore coctail in hand saying it is your "energy" drink if askes.

Also

[brittzak]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Damn all the crazy crap I did, I never kissed another girl.

[SunDaisy]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Me neither Brittzak.


at least I don't think I did.

[CS04]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I did.

BTW, if I posted something on one thread, how do I copy it into another thread -- so maybe it actually gets read? I tried and can't figure it out.

[lucky 2.0]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Highlight it and then hit control c to copy it. Then go to where you want to put it and hit control v to paste it there. Good luck!

[tlrgs]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

cut copy and paste .. cs04

[Angelcakes]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

This may be the guy in me, but I could do with more details on the girly kissing...

Oh Mohun, was like any other drunken pash - sloppy & in public! Sorry mate, there were no pillow fights in our knickers or the like...

[Tiny]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

kissed a girl, yep

kissed a boy, yep

kissed several boys -- yep, always had a party at my place...

threw several boys out of my flat -- not cool ... one fine lad forgot his socks... as I cleaned up the next day I shook my head as I pitched his stinky socks ... he ran so fast the bastard left without them!!!!!

[Mohun]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Angelcakes;361573 wrote:
Oh Mohun, was like any other drunken pash - sloppy & in public! Sorry mate, there were no pillow fights in our knickers or the like...

....pillow fights in knickers.... :h

[Larisa]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

DAMN, y'all are crackin me up!! It's like x-rated "It's a Small World" on steroids in here!

I sure as hell could have picked a cuter girl. Beer goggles, I guess. More like a Bombay Sapphire blindfold?

[Larisa]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Haha!! Damn, y'all are crackin me up!! It's like x-rated "It's a Small World" on steroids in here!!

I sure could have picked a cuter girl. Beer goggles, I guess. More like, Bombay Sapphire blindfold.

[hippie37]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You know your an alcoholic when....................you die from liver failure. Of course it's to bleed'n late by then innit? so thank god we're all here doing something about it NOW!!

Right back to the x rated stuff!!. My tales are far too provocative and xxx rated to reveal here so I'll let you guys continue along the less 'sensitive' path!!!lol

Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx

[Chelle12]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you switch on your computer the next morning and find that your desktop wallpaper and screensaver has changed to a bottle of Jacob's Creek...

When you wake up at 3am and realise you're siting clutching a glass of wine outside a pub in a bush

When you wake up face down in the hallway after a night out and have no recollection of getting home..

When you spend ages cooking a lovely dinner, only to throw it up because you want to save those calories for wine instead..

When you ask your partner to nip over to the shop for a loaf of bread, just because he's standing in front of the cupboard where your wine stash is, and you desperately need a drink.

When you wake up lying on a broken glass in the living room, and your son is saying 'come on mum, you need to move, you'll hurt yourself' and he helps you to bed.

When you throw up in the taxi on the way home, and your father (who is babysitting) has to fork out the cost to the taxi driver and clean up the mess and you think it's hilarious.