You know you're an alcoholic when...

[morrison]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you drink at 3:18AM and gotta be to work at 6.

[lynn]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You wake up in your back yard with no memory of how you got home or why you only have one shoe on ....until your friend calls to let you know your other shoe is in the tree in his backyard!?!?

[vlad]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

morrison;413400 wrote: When you drink at 3:18AM and gotta be to work at 6.

Oh yes, I remember this - sobered up at work once and wondered how I'd got there.

[Chelle12]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

... when you fall asleep at the checkout in Asda , while waiting to be served...

SO embarassing... considering your basket has 3 bottles of cheap wine and a pack of kitchen roll and a magazine to try and "hide" the wine underneath.

[Chelle12]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

lynn;413446 wrote: You wake up in your back yard with no memory of how you got home or why you only have one shoe on ....until your friend calls to let you know your other shoe is in the tree in his backyard!?!?

Oh yes! I remember this... Cinderella eat your heart out... I've left loads of shoes somewhere... but I DONT think any Prince Charming is coming for me, LOL.

Anyone who has seen my photo in my gallery of when I was dressed up in fancy dress...well that particular night ended with me in a bus shelter asking my friends to "turn down the noise of the sea" so I could sleep..

Still cant remember getting back to my B&B...

[rubywillow]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Anyone heard the country song "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"?

[Rachelita]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When your parents find you passed out on thier living room floor
When your boss tells you people have told her you smell like alcohol and you weren't even drinking on the job-you were sweating out the night before
When you hit a mailbox and lie about being drunk
When you spend money you don't actually have on booze
When you stop switching up the liquor stores you go to, you just don't care what people think anymore
When you steal wine
When you hide bottles in the laundry shoot, the closet, the shower, under the couch, outside under a bush, in a suitcase, etc.
When you can't sleep without drinking at least a bottle of wine
When you start drinking first thing in the morning
When you are kicked out of the house becasue you can't stop drinking
When you sneak into your parents' bedroom in the middle of the night to steal money for wine
When you have sex, yes sex, not just a kiss with your best girlfriend your freshman year of college
When you give up and go to AA even though you can't stand it
When you wake up to find you have bled on your sheets becasue you didn't change your tampon (gross, I know)
When you wake up to find you have pissed the bed
When you don't remember entire conversations
When you start to forget EVERYTHING

[cymru]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Can realte to all but one of those Rach! Good to see you back. Hope your o.k

[Larisa]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you're sober but you still get up to pee 50 times/night because you're still scarred from pissing the bed 4 years ago when you were drunk? And then you're scared to pee when you're on the toilet because you're not for sure if you're really awake and on the toilet or if you just might be dreaming and really pissing the bed???

[Rachelita]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Cymru

Curious, which one can't you relate to?

[rubywillow]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Glad you're here Rach. I relate, I relate.

[Rachelita]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you wake up to find your front door wide open or it's closed, but your keys are in the lock outside!

When you have mystery bruises.

When you wake up to find a smashed wine glass.

When you wake up to find red wine stains on the carpet.

When you wake up to find all the lights still on an the tv blaring.

When you have enough alcohol in the house to make it possible not to shower for three days in a row.

When you decide doing coke is a great idea.

When your so hung over you spend the entir day in your best friend's bed, only getting up to vomit bile and when you finally get up to drive home, you have to will yourself not to get sick on yourself and you don't feel better until nine or ten that night.

When you've blacked out and wake up to find money that's not your in your walet and it turns out you stole it from a new friend.

When you have to go to the bar the next day to pick up the credit card you left for your tab.

When you don't smoke but suddenly decide a cig is just what you need.

When you quit smoking pot 6 years ago but whilst drunker than a sailor smoke anyway and eat an etire bag of cheetos.

When all of your friends drink like fish too.

When you throw a knife at your husband becasue he found out you are having an affair and he just called you a white bitch and spit in your face (the knife missed but got stuck in the wall behind him-we're divorced now...)

When you scream at your boyfriend for waking you up for sex and you're still drunk/hungover.

[Croft]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

OH My - These are good and BAD

[Croft]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

vlad;365132 wrote: ...you drink cold beer outside in winter at minus stupid temperature whilst trying to cook a fish on a chimenea. It's so cold you get chronic stomach ache but continue drinking more beer despite the pain. You go to bed at around 1.00am and fall unconscious on a make shift bed that's been put up for you in the lounge. At 4.00am you wake up realising the chronic stomach ache is worse and get up. Suddenly you realise you need to throw up and go to rush up the stairs to the toilet only to find out that someone else is in the bathroom, you turn round and run to the kitchen, throwing up on the floor as you go... You get to the kitchen sink only to discover there are vegetables prepared for your Sunday lunch in it...

...in the morning you have the worst hangover of your life and let your MIL down because you can't drive her to that special church service she so much wanted to go to... oh and you've ruined Sunday lunch.

hahahaha - drinking cold beer outside. or drinking warm beer on a hot day! I have done both

[BecomingMeAtLast]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You wake up in the middle of the night, desperately thirsty from drinking too much wine the night before. As you stumble out of bed you fall and break your elbow. You don't know it yet because you're still drunk so you stumble downstairs, miss two stairs and sprain both ankles.

It sucked.