Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 97
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 12 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 32 72 97 template Next
    #316
    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    This was the funniest post I have ever read ever!!!!!!!!!!! I want to keep them in a scrap book!!!!
    MM

    Comment

      #317
      You know you're an alcoholic when...

      OMG!!!
      :l
      LTG AF January 13, 2011

      Comment

        #318
        You know you're an alcoholic when...

        Breaking your toe in the middle of the night, and not remembering it in the morning. Getting 10 stitches in your face when you fall on the wet ceramic floor in the bathroom. Humiliating!
        "It wasn't all I wanted, but all I could stand!":bigwink: Alcohol free since April 8, 2008

        Comment

          #319
          You know you're an alcoholic when...

          Sea! What? Were you his student? OMG!
          "It wasn't all I wanted, but all I could stand!":bigwink: Alcohol free since April 8, 2008

          Comment

            #320
            You know you're an alcoholic when...

            When you are drunk, you suddenly have a PHD and can solve everyones problems.
            MM

            Comment

              #321
              You know you're an alcoholic when...

              When you turn off your phone and computer for 2 days after you went out, and hope everyone has a short memory or was as drunk as you were.
              MM

              Comment

                #322
                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                LOL!!!!
                MM

                Comment

                  #323
                  You know you're an alcoholic when...

                  No he drove for the boys' trade school. We started dating when I was a senior in high school. Got prego when I was in first year of college. Now it doesn't seem too damn funny, does it.lol. Got my beautiful son Patrick. Kicked the bus driver to the curb 14 months into the marriage.
                  "Decide-Which Voice in Your Head you Can Keep Alive" (Shinedown)

                  Comment

                    #324
                    You know you're an alcoholic when...

                    Good one Montana. Done that.lol
                    "Decide-Which Voice in Your Head you Can Keep Alive" (Shinedown)

                    Comment

                      #325
                      You know you're an alcoholic when...

                      Don't feel too bad Sea. I got married when I was drunk. It lasted 2 weeks. It took me 10 years to finally get a divorce.
                      MM

                      Comment

                        #326
                        You know you're an alcoholic when...

                        Montana Mommy;421580 wrote: Don't feel too bad Sea. I got married when I was drunk. It lasted 2 weeks. It took me 10 years to finally get a divorce.
                        MM
                        I think I was permanently drunk for the decade I was with my son's father!
                        ?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?

                        Comment

                          #327
                          You know you're an alcoholic when...

                          Oohhhh.. never told you this one guys!

                          ... when you wake up on Blackpool beach surrounded by police and a dead body and are taken in for 'questioning'....
                          ?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?

                          Comment

                            #328
                            You know you're an alcoholic when...

                            To think of how many kids would not have been born if it were not for good ole AL.lol.
                            "Decide-Which Voice in Your Head you Can Keep Alive" (Shinedown)

                            Comment

                              #329
                              You know you're an alcoholic when...

                              OMG Chelle
                              No freakin' Way!!!
                              "Decide-Which Voice in Your Head you Can Keep Alive" (Shinedown)

                              Comment

                                #330
                                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                                Chelle, You have to share this story!!!
                                MM

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 12 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 32 72 97 template Next
                                Working...
                                X