You know you're an alcoholic when...

[slowly sinking]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You betcha.....I'm sure I can't even remember some of my best ones..which is probably a good thing for my own sanity!

[slowly sinking]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

My little boy went with me to the liquor store one day and at the checkout says to the clerk.."mommy sure loves wine...she drinks it all day and all night"...the shame...not enough to stop me though

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Unfortunately I get reminded regularly by dear dear friends (not!) of my previous antics however I also make sure to remind them of theirs so one way or another we remember!
BH

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

We could write a book tales of desperate drunken housewives!
BH

[kriger]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Boozehag,
You are a Hoot!!!! Kriger

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

well someone has to keep you peeps entertained while none2 many is asleep!
BH

[slowly sinking]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Here's one..you go on a trip and get so drunk you decide to take a hot bath when you return to your hotel room..but pass out while the water is filling the tub...and are awakened by the hotel staff because you are flooding the downstairs rooms with the overflow from the tub..nice

[Pyes]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You get arrested breaking into your neighbours house (thinking its your house) because you cant find your keys. OOPS.
Pyes

[slowly sinking]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

OUCH !! Thank god you didn't get shot....there was a guy in the news that did the same thing and his neighbor shot and killed him!!!

[slowly sinking]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You find out that the man you've been dating really isn't separated from his wife...but is still living with her...so instead of simply breaking it off with him, you get smashed and call his wife and tell her a everything....and break up a 25 year marriage involving 3 kids..yes, he was a jerk, but a sober person would have had more class...

[lukalee]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You Know when you're an alcoholic when you read the stories and say, "so, isn't that just normal life?"

[akgirl]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Okay...that's it. I haven't even read the whole thread, I'm laughing so hard my son thinks I'm nuts.
I will have to think back and add one of my own.

[Pyes]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You wake up on the couch drenched in the wine you had in your glass when you passed out and you have resorted to the cheap plastic wine cups cos' you're sick of buying, cleaning up, and cutting yourself with glass ones.
Pyes

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Pyes
Yep can identify with that one but got an even better one than that. When you go to a friends house and THEY give you a plastic glass cos you have broken all theirs..... a special plastic glass they only bring out for you!
BH

[Mackeral]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

lol Boozehag....Mines got MickyMouse on it..But i take the bendy straw out for fear of looking stupid..