You know you're an alcoholic when...

[vlad]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

...you fill your car up with diesel. Some diesel gets on your hands. You lick your hands. No wait, that's not alcoholic... something very wrong there. Unfortunately true though.

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

you know youre an alkie when you go to get your second 12 pack of the evening and you chat it up with the bums on the corner of the convenience store like they are your best friends....

But you still don't give them a beer when they ask

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

or how bout waking up naked in your boss's bed with no idea how you got there?

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

How did you get out of there?
BH

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

UGH!

I laid there and tried to figure out where my clothes were...he was laying right there acting like it was the most normal thing in the world...he had to take me to my car....Where was my car? Beats me.... I quit that job...he was/is a pig. Thank God we didn't have sex...I don't think....

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Yep I have "befriended" a few homeless people in my time... We have a homeless man who lives up the road. Well he lives under a bridge up the road and I gave him my last couple of packs of ciggys when I gave up smoking and now he waves at me all the time! My husband said to me one day is he a drinking buddy of yours? No wonder I wont have sex with him - the husband that is not the homeless man...
BH

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Yea, I know that feeling....I would rather sleep with almost anyone than my boyfriend. LOL

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

soon to be ex boyfriend, when I stop being a chicken shit

[Mackeral]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You know your an alcaholic when sober people don't make sence..

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Yeah right nothing happened I know I know...no seriously that must have been awful.
BH

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

you know you're an alcoholic when you drunk facebook

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

very hard eh ... ha ha 1/2

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

How would you know One 2!! LOL!!!!!!!!

I dont think we had sex...I did the ole finger test....

[cke123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

LOL!!

[slowly sinking]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I go to bed alone every night...so tell me I'm not missing anything?? I'll just pull out 'ole red out of the night stand and be happy right??