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    #481
    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    Oh yeah, the black ones will definitely be equivalent to the energizer bunny somehow and you'll be my first test subject...I bought stock in Duracell and I'm goin broke....

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      #482
      You know you're an alcoholic when...

      ...you dream about a giant vodka bottle. SERIOUS! Was very embarrassed when I woke up.
      Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The Message

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        #483
        You know you're an alcoholic when...

        Hey Vlad...any ideas for a book title for this thread?? so many good, bad, funny stories here...

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          #484
          You know you're an alcoholic when...

          You know you're an alkie when you realize that damn near EVERY piece of clothing you own is stained with RED WINE damn it....but you wear it anyway....that sucks.

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            #485
            You know you're an alcoholic when...

            Oh, and you realize that most of your carpets are stained, and your sheets, and your mattresses...and the floormats in your car....

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              #486
              You know you're an alcoholic when...

              Between the trunk and the floormats, I think it's time for a new car
              Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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                #487
                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                Oh, so you read my crap story??

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                  #488
                  You know you're an alcoholic when...

                  who could forget?
                  Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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                    #489
                    You know you're an alcoholic when...

                    you know youre an alchy when your poo smells like tequila.

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                      #490
                      You know you're an alcoholic when...

                      It'll be with me til the day I die....maybe I'll figure out a clever headstone caption..let me think bout that one..."here lies....

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                        #491
                        You know you're an alcoholic when...

                        That's an Eagle's song isn't it? It's another Tequila poo poo....

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                          #492
                          You know you're an alcoholic when...

                          Hey cke123..I can relate about the bosses bed thing....except I had sex with him on a business trip...I was so drunk...and his wife was in the next room....at least you didnt....

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                            #493
                            You know you're an alcoholic when...

                            Oh shit SS.

                            Thats terrible...and hysterical....did she find out? what did you do the in the am???

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                              #494
                              You know you're an alcoholic when...

                              You think you are Catherine Zeta Jones, Joan Jett and Angelina Jolie all rolled into one but, somehow don't look like them in the pictures once they are developed.
                              Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"...and then it hits me.

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                                #495
                                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                                HAHAHAHAHAHA PP!

                                Good one! Although I usually think I am thinner than I am and forget to suck in.....and I am usually absent from pics as I have clearly found strangers to talk to outside on my 45th smoke break

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