You know you're an alcoholic when...
Ouch Vlad...Hope your ok..lol
Ouch Vlad...Hope your ok..lol
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I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
when you wake up with traffice cones in your bedroom but when it also includes the traffice light then its a worry
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
HaHa...Or a ford escortI don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
It should be mandatory that every newbie read this thread in its entirety!!!!!!!LMAO"People usually fail when they are on the verge of success. So give as much care to the end as to the beginning." Lao-TzuComment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
When you go and get your 3rd bottle(your last), you smash it on the floor and instead of mopping it up immediatley, you first use one of you daughters straws to suck up as much as you can. How i didnt cut my mouth and throat open i really dont know. That could also be under the title 'You know your an idiot when.....'To Infinity And Beyond!!Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
I havent sucked it off the floor with a straw (that is pretty low - well you cant get much lower than the floor can you!) I know I know not my best work... but I have smashed the top of the bottle of wine cos I couldnt find the opener and then poured the wine through a tea towel. Clever eh!
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Clever in a sad desperate way...Yeah:l
You know your an alcaholic when your sat here on mwo every night laughing at other alcaholics...I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Its a tragicomedy! Funny but tragic...
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
when your boyfriend's mom comes to town and you pretend like you have christmas shopping to do so you can sit at the bar and not have to hang out with them.Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
You don't have to be an alki to avoid the in-laws...If you read this lisa i'm joking..If you don't......
I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Yea, its totally her fault I drank all those glasses of wine that day. That bitch. :H:H:HComment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Inlaws...Can't live with em....Not allowed to shoot em....I better shut up..I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
My in-laws were all alkies anyway so we got on famously!!!lol They fucking worshiped the ground I walked on!!! Or rather the sea of alcohol i swam in!!!"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
Clean and sober 25th January 2009
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Did you suck it off the tea towel though? Been there, done that.boozehag;446098 wrote: I havent sucked it off the floor with a straw (that is pretty low - well you cant get much lower than the floor can you!) I know I know not my best work... but I have smashed the top of the bottle of wine cos I couldnt find the opener and then poured the wine through a tea towel. Clever eh!
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Oh and speaking of broken glass scenarios...
Yesterday I had ONE glass of wine left in my bottle and tripped down 4 stairs holding it, (bloody long velvet goth skirts ) bruised both shins and knees, smashed the top part of the glass but downed it before it could spill over the floor.
"Waste not want not".
I now have a cut lip too...?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
OH yes...Mackeral;446101 wrote: know your an alcaholic when your sat here on mwo every night laughing at other alcaholics...[/SIZE][/FONT]
I still giggle at the whole "beheaded Dora situation!"?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?Comment
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