You know you're an alcoholic when...

[mise.]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

42cat;356748 wrote: This thread partly makes me sad.. and partly makes me happy knowing that there are others struggling like I am.

Here's mine ...

When you ask your kids something, or bring something up to them ... and they tell you that you've already had this conversation .. and, for the life of you, you can't remember it....... And this has happened so often over the years that you've taught yourself to approach a subject without seeming like you have or have not talked about it already.

When you take a drink in the morning and wonder how many other people in your neighbourhood, or city, are doing the same ... and feeling like you're probably the only one.

oh my god that is ME.

[startingover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You wake up one morning in bed with your coat on and handbag still over your shoulder......but no trousers WTF???

[startingover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

This is really embarrassing.....you do a wee over a motorway bridge while hubby who is also pissed holds your legs to stop you falling over ....

[cymru]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

that is classic starts!

[CS04]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Starting, thank god you were in your OWN bed! The handbag is what really kills me...laughing with you hon.

[river0123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Chelle12;446558 wrote: Did you suck it off the tea towel though?

When I'd spill a drink, I'd suck it up with a kitchen sponge and squeeze it back into my glass. Good to the last drop, right? :H

[startingover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

lmao river!

[Ripple]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

ciggie burn in clothing. :H then wonder, how did that happen?

[cymru]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You wake up in bed next to a keebab in clothes that you dont even remember putting on!

[slowly sinking]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You get pissed at the guy in front of you in the checkout line at the grocery store 'cause you think he farted.....then you realize it's your own bad breath from all the booze the night before...yuk

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

bump for starfairy.
BH

[starfairy]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

oh where to begin?
Got arrested in wyoming with no ride home to Montana. very long story

[starfairy]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

made out with two ugly girls (at the same time) even though i am as straight as a board (i was young and figuring things out)

[starfairy]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

fell off the roof of a moving car

[boozehag]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Hey Starfairy
You are not alone! If you read back on the thread you will see that many have trodden the same path before you.
BH