You know you're an alcoholic when...

[Skinned Knees]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Some of my "mistakes" on Ebay.

In my case...now do take into account it was late at night and i had had a few and i thought it was a great idea at the time thru vodka eyes.

The entire Bagpuss collection on DVD..(coz I liked it as a kid)

Personalised Cat collar...only was so drunk I got the name wrong, my cat's name is Ziggy but when the collar came, it said WIGGY.

A 2007 calendar...in Nov 2007....go figure???

A pack of Dora the Explorer transfers for my little girls T shirts...you know the ones that you iron on...nothing so strange about that...except, tried to iron them on while pissed...so daughter woke up to a t shirt with a beheaded Dora...another one with just a head and no body and another that I had managed to get all of Dora on properly on but unfortunately said "Ora the Plorer" in big pink letters....Daughter was not impressed.

The best of Marty Robbins CD (Coz my Dad used to play it pissed when I was a kid and I was feeling sentimental)

Set of 150 pencils...(well you never know when you will run out of pencils)


I don't buy on Ebay much anymore lol.......
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OMG! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! :H

[Kid Shelleen]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You wake up in an unlocked bathroom...

It's the next morning.
You were at a party with about 30 people the night before.
This is the only bathroom.
You are sitting on the toilet with your trousers and shorts pulled down to your ankles. Your head is slumped forward.
Your shorts are full of vomit...

[Skinned Knees]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you're at a big outdoor event, drank too many beers, had to pee but no bathroom, think it's dark enough and you're behind a bush, only to realize everyone can see you walking by on the sidewalk.

When you pull over to the side of the road to pee, staying as close to the car so no one can see you, and you end up peeing on your foot, the back of your pants and pant leg.

[Skinned Knees]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you pull up to the Beverage Castle and the owner just gets your 18 pack and puts it in the back of the car.

[network]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you are sooo drunk that you look and act sober

[vlad]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Your first sip or bite of anything tastes of vodka, as it's what your brain's expecting you are putting in your mouth.

[Accountable for Me]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you forgot you broke the cork screw the night before; so you go outside and smack the top of the bottle off on a step to open it. Then you use a strainer to get the chards of glass out of the bottle and carry on.

[Accountable for Me]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

LMAO! Talk about how desperate we were!

[cymru]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I forgot that wish had taken my bottle opener with her last week, bought a bottle of wine, and low and behold, it had a cork!! Spent 15 mins opening it with a pen knife cause the cork wouldnt go down! When i finally managed it, i screamed YEEEESSSSSSSSS! What a twat! Then the next morning , what do i do, still pissed....go buy the same bottle!

[cymru]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Well, the cork would not go through, so i had to stick the knife in as hard as i could, then turn it so the cork started to come out. Very long and tedious way of having a drink...

[Mackeral]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Sort of a twisted form of moderation eh?

[Karl1981]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

when a old girlfriend a long time ago called an ambulance because she found you lying on the couch passed out.

[Seacailin]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you are watching "Intervention" and the woman is pounding bottles of mouthwash to get drunk, and you're thinking..Hmmm....at least no one can smell booze on her breath. I wonder if I could pull that off.

[changemylife]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you wake up trying to figure out if the hot chick you had sex with last night was a woman or a man dressed like a women.

[sunshine_gg]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

changemylife;526063 wrote: When you wake up trying to figure out if the hot chick you had sex with last night was a woman or a man dressed like a women.

Now I can honestly say... "THAT has not yet happened to me!":H