You know you're an alcoholic when...

[Nichau]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Was gonna say that Pink Angel must be a Brit...but she's a New Zealander! Many apologies, PA! (Landed at Auckland once after getting kicked off the plane and saw a beautiful sunrise. Not AL related, though...)

[Mish]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

We call them "Servo Pies" here in Oz. Usually dried up as they've been sitting in the pie warmer for a couple of days.

[sapphire1]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you locked up in jail for booking into a hotel, drinking for days on end, finally going to the reception desk in your nightie and trying to pay the HUGE bill with a Medicare Card. Sad part of that story (apart from the humiliation, is that I had enough cash in my wallet to pay, just couldnt see it). aaarrrggggghhhhhh

[rubywillow]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you run out the back door at night to hide your AL from your partner, and forget he's torn off the steps to repair them.

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

OUCH!!!
when you hide your bottles and sneak them out of the house in the morning

[DriftyAlison0]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you pee your pants in the bar and have to be told that you peed your pants when you ask why she had to take the beer away.

(It was not me thank god but it could be me someday if I didn't quit)

[Flossie]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When your partner goes to the loo upstairs and you
dash to the drinks cabinet take a few gulps of whatever
is open and then sit back down quickly hopefully in the
same position so he doesn`t even know you`ve moved

Oh dear

Luv Flo x

[byebyebridgetjones]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

....when you stumble backwards into your low, triangular hip bath whilst gussy-ing yourself up to go out and get more bubbles....
Now you've put on a few kilos lately due to your champagne and more champagne lifestyle, and you become seemingly irretrievably wedged in there.
For about an hour you flail helplessly in the manner of a stranded turtle, giggling and heaving yourself around before giving up and falling asleep.

Several hours later you awaken with a headache and a sore arse, and launch effortlessly out of the bath.

[Flossie]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I hope you don`t mind but that was hilarious to read, what are we like !!!!

Luv Flo x

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Bridget...that was hysterical

[Nichau]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I know it is not right to minimize these things, but y'all are fricking funny! (Ducks and runs away...)

[mario]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Flossie;1171125 wrote: When your partner goes to the loo upstairs and you
dash to the drinks cabinet take a few gulps of whatever
is open and then sit back down quickly hopefully in the
same position so he doesn`t even know you`ve moved

Oh dear

Luv Flo x

Done that one and many others here except the getting stuck in the bath one

[tiptronic_ct]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I was wondering what has become of vlad?

[Tiredofit]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you drink all day on your day off work, pass out in the afternoon, wake up at 7. Have to be at work by 8am. Jump in the shower, get dressed and look outside. The sun is setting. The clock says 7:30pm.

[Tiredofit]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you buy the little airline size bottles of vodka, run down stairs "too pee" take swigs and hide the bottles in dirty diapers.
(the kicker) when your 3 year old tells you your breath smells.
When you're super hungover the next day and your baby still smiles at you like you're the most important person in the world.
If there was ever a reason to stop drinking, if not for myself, for my babies. I grew up with a drunk Dad and will vow to never let that happen to my kids. This site is so overwhelmingly powerful. Everyone is so courageous in sharing experiences. Thank you all!!