You know you're an alcoholic when...

[Dave_]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you get really adept at not saying too much too your partner in the morning until you are able to get a general idea on discussions the night before.

[looking for peace]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Dave, I remember that one. I would say things like "that was really something last night" hoping to elicit some kind of clue as to what happened. Fortunately, I haven't had one of those mornings for awhile, but I do remember my mind racing on the inside, while trying to look nonchalant on the outside.

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you take a guy home from the bar and didn't notice he had the worst "B.O." that you've ever smelled in your life. You only noticed the next day after he was gone and the smell still lingered. But your friend at the bar begged you not to take him home because he smelled! But at the bar you didn't notice. To this day you haven't lived down the "B.O. Guy" story.

[Balboa45]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Well how about the time I got my girlfriend confused with one of the other guy's wife at the company dinner? I swear it was her fault but that doesn't make any difference. The ensuing brawl that broke out was pretty much divided down even lines of support. I know I would have been fired if my boss wasn't in there throwing punches.

Long story short, that one cost me my job eventually, one that I'd had for 25 years.

Be well, B-45

[stella123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you wake up black and blue not knowing how you got home but praying the neighbours didn't see you!!!!

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Shit K9....that stinks!!!!:H:H
same for you Balboa

[Struggles 106]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

MAN I LOVE THIS THREAD

I know I know-these things were not funny REALLY, but the ability to see them in hindsight is a good thing. It makes one marvel at the depths one will sink to VOLUNTARILY.
Amazing.

The last slip I found pajama bottoms in the floor , some that I had not seen in quite a while. Hallway floor? Put em on? Took em off? I don't know.

So stupid

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

It really did stink! That is the ONLY thing I remember about this guy. The whole night is a blank, other than the "present" he left at my house. I hate how alcohol turned me into a slut!

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Another night, another bar, another guy. Went "home" with this one to his boat on the marina. Well, turns out it wasn't his boat. He had picked it at random. We found out when the real owner came home (and we were less than dressed...). This is the "Boat Guy" story. Good lord.

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Ah yeah the old 'a friend of mine' tale eh Zen :H:H:H

[Balboa45]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Zenstyle;1251625 wrote: OMG... I know I shouldn't be laughing K9... but.... :H

This one isn't mine, its a friend. She made it all the way home (driving drunk) and just couldn't wait to get in the house to pee. She pulled her jeans down and went right there in her driveway and when the next door neighbour pulled out of his, his headlights lit her arse up like a neon sign. She bumps into him all the time. Gawd...

Hell Zen I'm not trying to top you, K-9, where were you when I needed you, but I had a girl take me home from the bar, don't remember anything except dreaming that I had to piss like a racehorse. I woke up with her screaming at me to stop peeing in her night stand chest of drawers. Thank God I never ran into this one again...

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not funny. but well sort of is!!!!

[Nelz]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Zenstyle;1251625 wrote: OMG... I know I shouldn't be laughing K9... but.... :H

This one isn't mine, its a friend. She made it all the way home (driving drunk) and just couldn't wait to get in the house to pee. She pulled her jeans down and went right there in her driveway and when the next door neighbour pulled out of his, his headlights lit her arse up like a neon sign. She bumps into him all the time. Gawd...

:H:H:H

[Nursie]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

K9, we may have been separated at birth
Balboa, we may have hooked up, just kidding, but seriously, I need my booty shorts back

Lol

[one2many]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you go out and buy a wicker basket, 2 candles, a box of chocolates, Red Ribbon, a book of cloakroom tickets(even tho you only need one)..............................and 2 bottles of wine, arrange them all nicely in the basket, stick a ticket on to the handle and announce to hubby when he comes in that you won a lovely hamper in the neighbourhood (non existent) raffle.....

You had mentioned that morning that you were giving up the booze but by about 2pm, it did not seem like such a good idea....can't go out and buy them...so...WHAT A GOOD IDEA!!! I will say I won them....


Would be rude not to drink them...

Ohhhhhhh the delusion...