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    #961
    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    when you drink take shots of Nyquil and fall out of bed and hit the nightstand resulting in a really big bruise on your check. :upset:
    On day 1 of being the real me and free of yucky alcohol.

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      #962
      You know you're an alcoholic when...

      Oh Drifty, I have done that and much much worse and I cringe at it all looking back !

      You know you are in a bad way when you make sure you only book dayflights for holidays abroad so the bar will definately still be open when you arrive, when you were allowed liquids on flights I actually took AL with me in my luggage incase I was delayed and the bar was shut lol and once when I was delayed and got there very late I went to the local shop complete with case for AL before even checking in !!!!
      Thankgod those days are over.

      Much love Flossie xx
      Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

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        #963
        You know you're an alcoholic when...

        When you bring alcohol as a gift to parties just in case there isn't any.
        When you wake up and act normal until you know if your husband is mad or not.
        When mouthwash becomes a reasonable option once you have run out of wine.
        Day 1 again 11/5/19
        Goal 1: 7 days :heartbeat:
        Goal 2: 14 days :happy2:
        Goal 3: 21 days :happy2:
        11/27/19: messed up but back on track
        12/14/19: bad doozy but back on track

        One day at a time.

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          #964
          You know you're an alcoholic when...

          DriftyAlison0;1255543 wrote: I have seen this on a tv show and even though I know its fake, I wonder how many have done this. Thankfully I never did.

          When you lie about sharing beer with a friend so that you could have all the beer yourself.
          How about the time my buddy Soloman was sick as a dog and puked a set of dentures down the shitter, that was a pretty good one, young guy no teeth...

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            #965
            You know you're an alcoholic when...

            Balboa45;1255975 wrote: How about the time my buddy Soloman was sick as a dog and puked a set of dentures down the shitter, that was a pretty good one, young guy no teeth...
            Another expensive flush. I bet alcoholics are responsible for a lot of wear and tear on sewage systems.
            Ginger



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              #966
              You know you're an alcoholic when...

              Nursie
              I know TOO well about waiting to see if Hubs is mad...ridiculous isn't it?
              I love my family more than alcohol.:h
              Live in the Solution....not the problem

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                #967
                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                mama bear;1256468 wrote: Nursie
                I know TOO well about waiting to see if Hubs is mad...ridiculous isn't it?
                Guilty as charged as well....although it was Mrs. Nelz I was worried about.

                GAWD that HORRIBLE feeling.....waking up...laying there for a minute or two, going over what little bit I could even remember........and then hearing.....Do you remember what you said/did last night......UGH!

                Crazy thing, since I stopped drinking, she hasnt said that............/happy snoopy dance
                Living on Planet Sober since 05/02/11




                DAREDEVIL COOKIE MONSTER

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                  #968
                  You know you're an alcoholic when...

                  When you call up your best guy friend and try to convince him to have an affair with you, even though he's happily married and they just had a baby. :blush:

                  When you call up your ex-boyfriend and try to convince him to have an affair with you, even though he's happily married with 2 kids. :blush:

                  When you can't figure out why nobody will have an affair with you. uch:
                  :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                  Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                    #969
                    You know you're an alcoholic when...

                    Oh K9 I love it! So right! I just couldn't figure out why nobody seemed chatty at midnight!
                    Or later.......
                    Isn't it amazing the crazy shit that becomes a GOOD IDEA when you're drunk??

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                      #970
                      You know you're an alcoholic when...

                      when you consider breaking up with your boyfriend to give you an excuse to drink... then your friends and family would understand, cause you just have so much stress in your life...

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                        #971
                        You know you're an alcoholic when...

                        When the Bud Light truck stops to restock the bar across the street and your co-workers shout out to you "Your delivery is here"
                        :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                        Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                          #972
                          You know you're an alcoholic when...

                          Nursie;1255972 wrote: When you wake up and act normal until you know if your husband is mad or not.
                          I can SO relate to that! And coming home after work and trying to act normal until I know if he found out I broke into his "secret stash" again the night before...

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                            #973
                            You know you're an alcoholic when...

                            When everyone remembers you as the "slag" who was trying to chat up men in a chatroom on FB. :H

                            When you cry to your first bf whom you haven't seen in 25 years that you and he were "meant to be" :H

                            When you're disgusted that the person you're hanging out with has drank twice as much as you have (ugh, he's such an alkie) :H


                            "I like people too much or not at all."                             Sylvia Plath

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                              #974
                              You know you're an alcoholic when...

                              When you can not say no after you know that you have had enough already.
                              I quit drinking on March 8, 2020. Taking it One Day At A Time and no more taking my quit for granted.

                              Also doing it for me. I got to stay sober for me.

                              Just consecrate on today and do what you can to remain sober for today and worry about staying sober tomorrow, tomorrow.

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                                #975
                                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                                DriftyAlison0;1283566 wrote: When you can not say no after you know that you have had enough already.
                                when there is NEVER enough!
                                AF since 10/26/2009

                                It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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