You know you're an alcoholic when...

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you say to someone : "If I knew now what I knew back then" :eeks:

[paula]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you gulp down half a bottle of wine in seconds because you are thirsty !

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

when you have not had a drink for 30 days and still kind of miss it

[DriftyAlison0]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you haven't had a drink in a year and you still want one every now and then.

[Butterbean]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you fill part of the wine bottle with water to make it look like you hadn't actually drank that much. (One time my neighbor popped over and helped herself to a glass of wine and I could see the expression on her face as she realized just how watered down this bottle had gotten---pathetic)

When you have to laugh at that funny thing you said last night, when you cannot remember even talking to this person.

[Kradle123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you finally get the courage to tell your husband that you are seriously trying to stop drinking and r suffering and they respond a few days later by tipping a few shots of whiskey down in front of you saying, 'Well, do you think this will be a happy drunk or a pissed off drunk? '

And no, my husband isn't an alcoholic; he's just an asshole...

Boy howdy...fun, fun, fun, fun fun here at chez Kradle123

[Butterbean]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Kradle, that is hilarious!! Hopefully he really is supporting you though. Still laughing!

You know you are an AL when you are a petite 5'2" woman and you outdrink your husband and several other men.

When you polish off more than 1.5 bottles of wine or more and don't feel a bit hungover the next day, just a little tired...

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

gosh, i must be seriously high tolerance then, last week i downed a bottle of vodka in a few hrs and didnt even have a hangover, in fact I didnt even feel drunk

[DriftyAlison0]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When nearly every Friday nights and Saturday days is spent being drunk/hungover.

[paula]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you hide a bottle of vodka in your neighbours tree, planning to get it later when all is quiet.

[DriftyAlison0]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you think your birthday or another person's birthday party an excuse to get wasted every year.

Or you celebrate your birthday by getting wasted for most of the week.

Not me for the second one.

[Arrii]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

omg reading all this is ...and i apologise in advance, is hilarious, i do these things so many of them ...and im thinking to myself i must be nuts!! Hubby gets fancy bottles of whisky from my father as hes an area manager of a big whisky brand, and im a bugger for going back and forth and taking swigs, then filling the bugger back up with water. He then goes to have a dram and then hes furious with me I tend to actually alternate shops so people dont think anything of me when i buy a bottle of vino at night time. and i never put the empties in the recycling buckets so anyone in the garden can see how much ive had over the week i shove them in the big bucket in a bag.

[itsmytime]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

you start blacking out regularly

[baclofan]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you're in a long term AL & drug recovery centre and you secretly start drinking, facing imminent risk to be kicked out and become homeless as a result.:eeks:

[baclofan]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When the safest place to drink in public...are public washroom stalls:shocked: