You know you're an alcoholic when...

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you're out in the rain looking for your dog, you knock on a random neighbors door to ask him to help you, you decide he's kinda cute, so you forget about the dog, go to the store for more beer, invite him over and try to make a move on him. Meanwhile, his pregnant girlfriend calls the cops because her boyfriend has been abducted.

Both the dog and the boyfriend were later located unharmed (and unmolested).

The cops gave me a disgusted look and left me standing in the rain.

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I bet your dog was bummed he was not molested!!

[littlepinkcat]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

u know ur an alcoholic when ur AF and in the supermarket with ur partner and see offers on alcohol nd say ooh thats a good price for 24 cans, we only went intp the store 4 milk

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

k9, i didnt mind the abduction but you asking to sip beer from my belly button just disgusted me

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

scottishman;1370636 wrote: k9, i didnt mind the abduction but you asking to sip beer from my belly button just disgusted me

Oh please. The belly button sipping was the highlight of your year!!! Next time though, please pick out the lint first :eeew:

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

well you did say you wanted some hair of the dog.....

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

oh gawd!

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

funnily enough, thats what she kept saying under her breath until the cops turned up and fried my ass

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

K9 DOES have a kinky side.......:-)

[nicelife]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

:H Oh my, will you two GET A ROOM!!! :H

You know when you're a drunk when you go to a fireworks display at the local catholic school post fete celebrations, in your pj's and demand to see the organiser, because the fireworks are disturbing your little dog and NO-ONE put a leaflet in YOUR letterbox to alert YOU of any danger....... Gaawwwd!!

[RedThread12]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

:H:H:H:H, NL!!

You know you're an alcoholic when you don't remember the 2 weeks you spent (naked, you're later told) drinking you're way through your friend's fine wine collection. There's still an empty bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild on his mantel "commemorating" that time. Thank Dog that was 2006!!

[Kradle123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

scottishman;1370677 wrote: funnily enough, thats what she kept saying under her breath until the cops turned up and fried my ass

Thank God you're back Mr Scott and mixing it up with our beautiful K9 .
Getting pretty Hum Drum around here...:

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Thanks kradle!


i knew i had a drink problem when i woke up wondering if it was day or night depending on the light outside

[kuya]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When I knew

I "knew" I had an alcohol problem when I would walk to the off license (liquor store) in the pouring rain with the excuse that the dog needed a walk! ........even my dog knew I had a drink problem! LOL:new:

[kuya]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I "knew" I had an alcohol problem when I would walk to the off license (liquor store) in the pouring rain with the excuse that the dog needed a walk! ........even my dog knew I had a drink problem! LOL:new: