You know you're an alcoholic when...

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

scottishman;1370636 wrote: k9, i didnt mind the abduction but you asking to sip beer from my belly button just disgusted me

Is NOTHING we do sacred to you?
Next you'll be telling them where YOU sipped from....jaysus.

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

ok, i shamefully admit it, a gatorade bottle

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

scottishman;1371259 wrote: ok, i shamefully admit it, a gatorade bottle

Oh, you're so innocent...I'm sorry if I've corrupted you.

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Its what i live for!

[DriftyAlison0]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You know that your an alcoholic when your a member of a quit drinking site.

Btw you 2 get a room or I will send you both a copy of my WTF dreams.

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

that sounds like good reading!


and k9 and i had a room, we both got trashed and wrecked it in a fight

[pixie]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

LOL, Kuya

I can just picture your dog looking up at you with a WTF expression - "Really, I'm good".

You know you're an alcoholic when the first thing you do when entering a new state/county/province is to check the hours of the liquor stores.

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

I had a friend who couldnt wait till morning for a drink, he broke into the bar and was arrested while playing the juke box and pouring brandy at 4 am :H

[mama bear]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

all the men here are in love with K9!!!
can you blame them??:H

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

mama bear;1371672 wrote: all the men here are in love with K9!!!
can you blame them??:H

It REALLY makes me question their sanity.........:H

Scottie, I vaguely remember that night...I think we ended up in jail cells. Too bad you were still wearing my panties....and only my panties.

[K9Lover]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you throw the TV remote at the back of your boyfriends head and it breaks into pieces, the battery flies out and dents the wall, and then you get mad at HIM for breaking it. Thinking back, I had suprisingly good aim considering I could barely stand. I was reminded of this special little incident in another thread yesterday. Drunken antics = the gift that keeps on giving.

[autumn]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When having your Vodka in a water bottle taken off you by airport security checks sends you into an utter tailspin, and you cant get to duty free fast enough!

But then how do you buy it and decant it whilst under the watchful eye of DH??? God it was hell. I couldn't get to the inflight drinks trolley fast enough, I willed that damn trolley to clank down the aisle, silently repeating, please serve me first, please serve me first!!

[cpetrict]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

The amount of time spent waiting in line for a drink is inversely proportional to length of time it will take you to chug it.You?ll start calling bartenders ?mixologists? when bartenders start calling you ?Sir Boozington, Esq.?

[scottishman]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

K9Lover;1371838 wrote: It REALLY makes me question their sanity.........:H

Scottie, I vaguely remember that night...I think we ended up in jail cells. Too bad you were still wearing my panties....and only my panties.

i still have them, i fold them via karate chop

[Byrdlady]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Fall into a ditch full of water in a cocktail dress at a company awards party and they place bets if you will be able to attend the general session the next morning....