You know you're an alcoholic when...

[Pride before Fall]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you find a pros/cons list on your fiance's desk about whether to continue the relationship with you or end it, and under cons it says "bad drunk."

[guapo]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Take a good strong toothbrush, and use the bottom of your shoe to hit it hard against the cork, to push it in.

That works pretty well, but you can break the toothbrush.

[daisy45]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

And then use a strainer to collect the cork!
What about taking the bag from the box of wine and cutting it open just to get those last dregs?!

[whitemarshmom]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

i can relate to sooooo many of these, particularly using the methods of getting the cork out and cutting the bags of box wine open to get the last drops. A screw driver works nicely to push the cork in just have to push it in and push downs. Love those particles of cork

[giraffe1234]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Also to use the nozzle blow into the bag to inflate it. Yields at least half a glass more. Omw i did that all the time.

[See the Light]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

The rum and coke mixed drink you've always enjoyed no longer includes ice, coke or a glass... and it is no longer in the company of others.

[spiritwolf333]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Just damn, who stole my 6 pack of non-alcoholic beer? Boy are they going to be surprised.

[Daevid]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You know you're an alcoholic when you wake up in the morning to discover that last night, some bastard pooped in your pants!

[daisy45]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Sorry Daevid, but that one made me laugh!

[Kradle123]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you notice that your Alcoholic cousin - whose supposed to in AA- has swiped several of your Summer beers and you are pretty ticked cause less for me ... So you call your sister to complain and tell , " Wow! Our cousin must really have a problem...'

My cousin died several years later from, yes,, acute renal failure....among other things.:upset:

[paulywogg]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

Jeez,sorry about your cousin Kradle,i hate this addiction

[lulu62]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

You wake up on the couch, you don't know how you got there, you have two black eyes, a broken arm in a cast, a really bad headache from hitting the steering wheel and booze (no air bags back when I was a teenager) and you don't remember the car accident, the ambulance, the hospital, or how you got to the couch, you have hit a tree and have a totaled car?but continue to drink for years afterwards?.

[Daevid]

You know you're an alcoholic when...

When you're having a pint and you happen to notice that the wall opposite you has polystyrene tiles and strip-lighting. You have fallen on your back.

Or you have a vague awareness that it's suddenly gone dark and your mouth is full of broken beer glass and cigarette ends. You have fallen on your face.

[danpeet]

When you don't stop drinking until you get wasted

[See the Light]

I remember darker days when I was out of my “stash” when I tried to drink a pasta sauce my wife kept in the cupboards called "vodka sauce". It has trace amounts of vodka I guess, but basically just tastes like drinking a marinara smoothie...how f'd up is that? That is when you know you are an alcoholic.