I have just read this thread from start to finish...have laughed and cried my way through the whole day!!
This story took me a LONG time to laugh at.....
I SHOULD have known i was an alcoholic when ....i bought a beautiful new outfit for my work Christmas party that included a shortish white skirt...unfortunately after a boozy lunch i couldn't find appropriate light coloured underwear to go with it so in my state i decided I would go without. While i was arguing with the head bartender for cutting off my wine, i lost my footing ( the party was on a boat but that probably had nothing to do with it!!!) and i fell over with my legs in the air!!!!
Thinking about going to work on the Monday morning still makes me feel sick!!
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