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    #1171
    You know you're an alcoholic when...

    when your other half is asleep in bed next to you, and you;re staying up on mwo because you're too sober to sleep, and so ashamed of being drunk you don't want to be alone
    I have faced it, a life wasted, and I am never going back there again

    To ya'll my name is inchy. I am an alcoholic - and priority number one is making it to the end of this day AF. No excuses.

    18.08.13

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      #1172
      You know you're an alcoholic when...

      when you just dont give a shit anymore
      I have too much shit to do today and tomorrow to drink:sohappy:

      I'm taking care of the "tomorrow me":thumbsup:
      Drinkin won't help a damn thing! Will only make me sick for DAYS and that ugly, spacey dumb feeling-no thanks!

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        #1173
        You know you're an alcoholic when...

        when you change your user name on MWO and then can,t log on cause you can,t remember!!!

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          #1174
          You know you're an alcoholic when...

          Thanks for your well wishes, Zenstyle. My neck has always been screwed up (too many hard openings while skydiving) and you can't tell my nose has been broken. You can *feel* it, but it doesn't show unless you look really closely! :l
          "The Pessimist complains about the wind; the Optimist expects it to change; the Realist adjusts the sails."

          —William A. Ward

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            #1175
            You know you're an alcoholic when...

            Bump, for Psy.
            All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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              #1176
              You know you're an alcoholic when...

              When you're grateful that the guy at the liquor store didn't call the cops on you because you're obviously already too drunk to be driving!

              (Every time this thread gets bumped I have another story. LOL)
              :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

              Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                #1177
                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                When you send a fax in the middle of the night to the local court house to say you won't be appearing the next day because you are very B & I........then forget you did that.......you know what comes next.......WTFFFF??mg

                K9 - more stories.....how could that be????:h
                It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                Mother Theresa

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                  #1178
                  You know you're an alcoholic when...

                  Wow....after the first couple of pages I wanted to cry, and then after I just kinda gave in and said "yea...that's kinda me" it got pretty funny.

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                    #1179
                    You know you're an alcoholic when...

                    When you have no money and return a bottle filled with water,and ask for a replacement bottle as the original was a bad batch!!! Can't believe I have done that!!

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                      #1180
                      You know you're an alcoholic when...

                      WHen you start receiving deliveries that you don't remember ordering.
                      Well it's all right now. I've learned my lesson well. You see you can't please everyone, so you've got to please yourself.

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                        #1181
                        You know you're an alcoholic when...

                        When you replace the bottles in the mini bar in a hotel room with water and use soap to make the seal stay up. UGG.
                        All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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                          #1182
                          You know you're an alcoholic when...

                          when it's 8 am and your first thought is I all I want is a drink...
                          when you are so hungover at your son's birthday party, you sneak off into a far away storage closet in the basement where you hope no one can hear you force yourself to throw up into a pail (and you do this about 4 times, during his party in order to feel remotely human)... AND you think nothing of it when you decide to go out drinking two days after this catastrophe...
                          On a mission, and the only option is success. My family and I deserve a better life, an AF life.:h

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                            #1183
                            You know you're an alcoholic when...

                            Bump, for Sodagirl.
                            All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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                              #1184
                              You know you're an alcoholic when...

                              When you go out to a bar and your best friend has to remind you that "you already slept with that guy" because you don't remember.
                              :heart:I love my daughter more than alcohol:heart:

                              Believe in yourself. You are stronger than you think.

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                                #1185
                                You know you're an alcoholic when...

                                K9,

                                LMFAO. You have the best stories girlfriend! I've got some doozies too but not sure I can top that one.

                                Oh, how about:

                                When you have a party and your date catches you with another guy who just happens to be standing behind you, kissing all up and down your neck and shoulder? (And I was 40, not 14). Man, this shit is painful to remember, isn't it?

                                xx,

                                UN

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