You know you're an alcoholic when...
Oh SS, that is priceless!!!! Are you still friends with that person ???
Oh SS, that is priceless!!!! Are you still friends with that person ???
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Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
I visit her grave every week....Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
What was really disgusting was that I could never get the smell out of the car....tried hanging those little scented pine thingys from the rear view mirror...just smelled like pine scented shit...Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Yeah, we should all get together and come up with a good title for one....this thread alone has enough good stuff in it to be a best seller! Funny stuff!!Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
I don't have any stories that funny.Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The MessageComment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
The boss gave me and my staff ?100 for christmas drinks after work. Most of the money went on me and my stupid large vodkas.Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The MessageComment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Here's one...not my worst, but pretty awful. I was at the Jersey Shore with my boyfriend and his entire family...about 20 of them..all drinkers. They had a traditional mini golf tournament every year and this would be my first time with the family. The family was getting ready to leave and I said I needed a bit more time to get ready and to go on ahead..I'd be there shortly(having already been drinking all day)....as soon as they left, I started chugging wine...got really drunk, put on my bikini bottoms, a pair of flip flops, and a see through crochet top with nothing on underneath..thinking I looked pretty sexy...(and I have DD's)...to go to a FAMILY mini golf course..the look on my boyfriends face, not to mention his entire family's....priceless..as he promptly ushered my ass out of there..I found out later on that evening that he had planned on proposing to me on the 18th hole in front of everyone..OUCH!! Next morning, I wake up to find all my things packed and loaded in my car, the family out of the house, and a note telling me to leave....not very funny, but I do laugh about it now...Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Yeah, well, I may be an alkie but at least I got an awesome rack!!!!Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Off to start my day.....and think of a title for the book as well as more stories....have a great one ALL...........Hugs.....SSComment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
O.k....here's a book title sugggestion, although a bit self serving...
Wiping My Ass With New Jersey and Other Tales of the Alcoholic
Huh??!! Whatdaya think?? Kinda catchy??Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Love the title SS, perhaps add a word, so it is tales of the SERIOUSLY alcoholic???Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
The chronicals of barmyer..??I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
Driving home from the beach after many Long Island Teas and ending up in a strange city. How'd we miss that turn? At least 50 miles out of the way!Comment
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You know you're an alcoholic when...
When you believe your wife yelled at you for drinking, followed you around the house and harrassed you about your AL problem.... when she was not even at home. I still love him
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