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[boozehag]

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Well I cant say too much about the treatment of the poor dog can I after my own confession yesterday about almost setting fire to my bosses poodle with a ciggy ....
BH

[slowly sinking]

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Give yourself a break...you thought it was a throw rug...honest drunken mistake!

[vlad]

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vlad;435428 wrote: Gonna check...

Nope I haven't.

[boozehag]

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Yes 1/2 not many people would appreciate how truly bad that is. Even worse slip on shoes with a white crepe wedge sole.....
BH

[boozehag]

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The dog died not long after I tried to set fire to it and my boss came into work late that day and said oh poor sammy died last night and I said oh no I am soo sorry blah blah. Then he said the dogs last words were promise me you will get that bitch!
BH

[bloggy]

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Cinders;435470 wrote:


Kay, steal the dog if you need to. No one should ever put a dog in that kind of hurtful situation.

I have stolen many- a very kind Spanish lady told me years ago it was the only way to rescue these poor creatures here in Spain- fortunately little by little things are changing and sometimes one gets results by going the legal route- but most of the time the situation is so bad I can't wait. Obviously if the guy is your neighbor you can't take the dog to your place- but if you go online, you should be able to make contact with welfare groups that will help you.

I stole a horse once.

[boozehag]

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eh no 1/2 he wasnt that cool.... he was going to work in dunnes remember. Also it was early '80s when this happened so there was no bud then only cider. Also I think he was a pioneer.
BH

[Preciouspinot]

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Sorry to refer back a page or so but, boozehag I did the same thing! I woke up in the middle of the night to take a pee and returning to the bed I took a wrong turn somehow and ended up in boyfriend's friend's bed. Of course I was buck naked. I was awaken in the morning by boyfriend tapping me on the shoulder. I opened my eyes and thought ....that is odd...boyfriend doesn't have any tattoos. Once fully awake me and the friend had alot to explain.

[Preciouspinot]

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Thought of another....you find very creative ways to open a wine bottle with no cork screw on hand...shoving a knife through so it squirts on you...smashing the top off at the neck then gracefully pouring in a nice wine glass

[vlad]

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Hey, no mention of my standing on one leg thread. Obviously not funny enough. :H

[Mackeral]

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LOL PP...

Proberly the equivalent of why so many men have broken teeth from beer bottles

[boozehag]

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ah vlad very funny! Very good thinking too on the part of your husband....
BH

[vlad]

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Drinking so much vodka began to dissolve my teeth. My dentist was not too impressed. My dentist tells me off, lots.

[vlad]

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[boozehag]

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PP
I had nothing to explain - the gobshite whose bed I ended up in most certainly was and probably still is virgin - with a face like his only his mother could love him... Beer googles would not have been enough to make that attractive - he was blow drying his hair with a heater for god's sake.
BH