Dirty Rat

[vlad]

Was talking to my boss's dad on the phone, he asked if he could speak to his son. I explained he'd been in a meeting and was now out of the office probably on lunch. He then asked if he could speak to our sales manager but I said he was out as well.

He then said...

'They should have said to you, "Hey, we're going on lunch - do you want any champagne?" and you'd say "No, I'm too holy." '

Then he asked me,

'Do you drink at all?'

I said,

'Yes.'

And he said,

'You rat!!!'

Sorry, thought it was rather funny...