I was one of 6 travelling to Russia, me, my hubby, a skater boy, a fat punk woman, a hippy man and a dog. When we got there we were told that because there were so many people living in Moscow there wouldn't be enough air for everyone to breathe, so we'd have to merge bodies. We were ushered into our pairs, no one wanted to be with the dog but it ended up being me. The hippie man merged with the fat punk woman becoming a fat hippy woman. The fat hippy woman hated her new long black hair with crusty bits in and pulled it off (and said she'd put it back on when she got back from sight seeing. As I'd merged with the dog (and the dog had belonged to the hippy) I began chasing after fat hippy woman, running on all fours and barking as I went. My hubby had merged with the skater boy and went off to Moscow Zoo Park.
Eventually it was the last day of our trip, we were all de-merged and sat in the dining room eating a rather disgusting breakfast. I realised, having been part dog, I'd been told to sleep in the dining room the whole trip and thought to myself that it had been a pretty naf holiday especially as there was now an annoying woman trying to sell me a teddybear called 'Rolf'.
Would have posted this on my Crazy Dream Thread but it's in subscriber and I don't have access due to IP still being blocked!!!
Eventually it was the last day of our trip, we were all de-merged and sat in the dining room eating a rather disgusting breakfast. I realised, having been part dog, I'd been told to sleep in the dining room the whole trip and thought to myself that it had been a pretty naf holiday especially as there was now an annoying woman trying to sell me a teddybear called 'Rolf'.
Would have posted this on my Crazy Dream Thread but it's in subscriber and I don't have access due to IP still being blocked!!!
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