Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

[Captnjack]

Thats it guys by writing this post I have used one of my lives up I'm 6 from becoming a senior by the way do I get discount cab vouchers for oldies and do young school kids have to give up their seat on a crowded train to me and do I have to put up with the incontenent jokes and sniggers like..... hey that guys wet himself he stinks and do the hairs in my nose now decide to grow faster than the Kudzu weed and do I need a new hip and does my hair transplant decide its all over and drop out and do i have to reserve a toilet at the restruant to take a piss because my prostrate is bigger than a water melon. NOPE I'm silent from here on in!!!!!!! LAST friggin post from me:H

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

just realized I cant add or spell DOH

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

What was that dearie music ????? ol'e hearing aid playing up Vera Lynn love her what is it we shall meet again MMMMM

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

The Dean'o I love the dean'o Too many chiefs and not enough Indians around this house I love that song

[Cinders]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

Cap,

I'll be sending your walker over soon. Then you can get to the toilet, loo, WC in time!!

Your wife has already said thanks!!

Love,
Cindi

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

Cind's did she HAAAAAAAAAA i wanna Know is it motorised ???????? next time i go to the dunny Im putin Steppen Wolf on get ya motor runnin get out on the Highway Born to be incontenent ( shit i cant spell that) I like it Cindy LOL

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

DolpH please be pissed at me beat me beat me HAAAAA OH sorry AJ you could never piss me off even if you were trying your hardest Ya BASSSS how are you my dearest love . I'm the limp ego here I still feel the post'ie doesn't like me LOL and delivers our mail to the neighbours because I jump out the front door with a bass ball bat thinking some one is gonna rape me HAAAAA weird I know worki'n on that with the counsellor. Seriously Dolph I love you plain and simple we are freinds I would never want you to feel un happy your happiness is part of my recovery weird but true I never usally post but that one night you came on as PISSHEAD I connected with you and shall be so forever ya love

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

No relatives no?????? but any one givin you a hard time send em to me I love a good scrap particulary when a love one is involved!!!!!! Love ya sweet heart dolph!!!!

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

Hey you Ok Dolph Pm me if not I sense sadness

[tlrgs]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

yes captn your number is 973 ..you are not old yet ..i am.. well having my morning coffee i need more caffine and hey cap i want to see some pics soon and yes you can teach an old dog new tricks..

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

Mr T the instructions were very clear but I neeeeed to hear Bing singing white christmass and then Hogey Charmiachel then Ill learn new tricks

[Captnjack]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thats me

[Last Of The Summer Wine]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

tears of laughter!!!!

One2Many - I am sitting here wiping my eyes from tears of laughter at the Dean Martin Too Many Chiefs!!!! For one thing, my poor husband feels exactly the same way when me and grandkids gang up on him - he doesn't stand a chance against the four of us! He just does what he's told - poor old chief!!! When he gets home I am going to play that to him and we will both howl with laughter. And secondly, my late dad was a huge fan of Dean Martin and you just brought him right back into this room with that song - not only could I hear him singing it, I could see him doing the daft dance he always thought was so "groovy" which involved somehow standing on one leg and jiggling his bum!!!
Thanks - you've truly and utterly made my day!!!
:H

Ps - sorry if there are spelling mistakes, I still can't see the screen properly for laughing!!

[Guest]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

I think were all a crusty bunch of ole farts!

[IAD]

Thats it Im not becomming an oldie

No Capt'n, your not getting....your just falling apart ! Ha1 ( only kidding bud. ) IAD.