He won't get it if you left out Hubbell. It's funnier than shit though. I wish I was that clever. I just send drunken messages to tell people flat out how stupid and worthless they are. LOL
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Well, I do have kind of a schnozz. I'd rather say I'm Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City .. brilliant, adorable and more challenging than many men would like I certainly have her body (Sarah Jessica Parker):H:H:H:H:boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!
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Ya know, I'm old school. Used to tell my teenagers "don't write it down if you don't want it to come back and bite your ass". My vice - drunk dialing. People would remind me of conversations we had, which, of course, I had NO memory. How could I call my brother, the fucking bastard, a fucking bastard?sigpic
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awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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I am actually impressed you are that clever drunk as well...like Lukalee....I typically would send.."hey fuck head, thanks for being a dick and by the way your new wife is a damn idiot, good thing she's cute"...LMAOForever loved, forever missed Papa Bear
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Brittzak, what's LMAO. Am I being stupid again, and again, and again.........sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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One time, I got hammered, and replied to an email from my boss, telling him I was quitting. He was cool, but I trashed the company good, and sadly, I have bad potty mouth, and even worse when I'm smashed. So, he had that particular email setup that any replies went to a group. Anybody familiar with Microsoft Outlook knows you can do this. So, I reply, and it goes to 90 percent of the company. I wake up the next day, with my phone ringing, and see I have a bunch of messages. Half of them laughing, because they knew damn well what happened, and the other, umm, not so happy. I was fucking humiliated. Sad thing is, they were all enablers. They loved me too much to really bust my ass about it. I mean, part of me is glad for it, but really, how can't people see when others need help? Yeeesh.where does this go?
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Hey. Morrison. We all fuck up big time when we're looped If bosses don't help you out, there's a whole big world out there to make your future in. "Course, I can say that, since I have USA disability, hubs has 33 years+ with public utlity, and I can live off dividends. Don't hate me because I have a beautiful portfolio. (kidding) I know so many of you are struggling, but we do too. Whether your rich or poor, Al doesn't care. Maybe we can afford ritzier rehab, but the end is the same. Sober or not.And ya know, we spent years with $5 a week for groceries in the beginning. My husband came home (finally) a few minutes ago, and thougt he smelled alcohol. Just my perfume, but how can I argue. So many nights, so much pain. Trust me, you have to work thru your problems whereever you are. No one else, and no amount of money, can solve it.sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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Hey, I just wanted to say, that most guys would not get that comment Dex. Haha. Actually, I'm guessing that the guys that "would" get it, probably aren't in a relationship with a woman. :H I mean, it's Barbara Streisand. Hell, she is super talented, but, I think you know by now the movies GUYS like. You're safe. :Hwhere does this go?
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dexterhead;394494 wrote: But does anyone get the reference? I am wondering if he will figure it out, or she. It's pretty condescending. It is from a movie and also was used in a TV show. Let me know if you do .... I am trying to figure out if he will figure out how incredibly snarky I was being.
I got it but chances are he won't ... I think its a girl thing. How many guys have seen "The Way Were"? (or "Sex & The City" for that matter). Even if a girlfriend/wife made them watch it, they probably wouldn't get it or remember it lol. My hub realizes now that I get most of the inter-personal stuff in movies and TV shows so now he asks me to give a running commentary (only at home, not in theaters) because he admits he doesn't always get it all. And, he's a fairly sensitive guy.
I'd say don't worry. But even if he (or she) gets it, its really not that bad. Don't beat yourself up! Just hide that keyboard when you're drinking!!!!!!!! :H:H:H
Cheers,
Lisa
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thanks all of you .. I love you all for helping me through this pain and misery. I hate the fact that he'll know I was drinking. I wish I could move to another planet. But I live about 2 miles from where ex and his blushing new bride live. I am going to try to move back to Chicago.:boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!
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Hey, Dexterhead,
Want to pass on a message to me in S. ATL (remember, have to go thru there to anywhere?). That would mess up whoever to get messages from here. If it gets too bad, I'll put hubs on. He can say "fuck off" in 5 languages in 3 seconds.sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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