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No Starts but am planning a trip to tassie on the boat marriage not good shes prepared to give me enough for the boat i need to sort my self out and come back She is wonderful she gives me so much slack I dont deserve it . But i m sailing the boat to tassie she knows I need to do this . Im so lucky I doing it Bass Straight to Davenport I have to prove to my self I can do it i have the boat i CAN DO IT
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?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?
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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 pounds!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, bejesus, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from fuckin' skippin', " said the Irishman.
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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.
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Grossly overweight Louth turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble sex-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,
poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with a lovely chest.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.
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Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks
replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fianc?e, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches."Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
Clean and sober 25th January 2009
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AF Army 20 September
cymru;417081 wrote: cool. Let me know if you find a better one. Thanks chelle!?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?
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AF Army 20 September
Captnjack;417067 wrote: No Starts but am planning a trip to tassie on the boat marriage not good shes prepared to give me enough for the boat i need to sort my self out and come back She is wonderful she gives me so much slack I dont deserve it . But i m sailing the boat to tassie she knows I need to do this . Im so lucky I doing it Bass Straight to Davenport I have to prove to my self I can do it i have the boat i CAN DO IT
Love and Happiness
Hippie
xx"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
Clean and sober 25th January 2009
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fianc?e, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
LOL!?I am playing all the right notes... But not necessarily in the right order.....?
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