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I love the after party thing you got tawns and brittney and me well tawns and britts are still fighting over THAT dress.
Fart Poem for Helen
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YOU HAVE TO AGREE THAT POETRY IS POETRY..........NO MATTER WHAT THE SUBJECT......
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - doesn't it ???
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Well isn't that sweet? I think Helen has some farts that she is damn proud of.
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Oh typical!
Helen, who as usual, is of no help at all - gets a whole poem dedicate to her rear end.
Again, I'm rendered speechless.
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I can't believe Helen has not added how appreciative she is of this poem. GEEZ
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Well you lot may be speechless (not) but I have a few words to say.... that was so damned good I have put it in the next edition of the newsletter I write for the old farts motorcycle club, otherwise known as the Ulysses Club, whos motto is 'grow old disgracefully'.... they will love it!
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I love the after party thing you got tawns and brittney and me well tawns and britts are still fighting over THAT dress.
Fart Poem for Helen
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YOU HAVE TO AGREE THAT POETRY IS POETRY..........NO MATTER WHAT THE SUBJECT......
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - doesn't it ???
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Well you lot may be speechless (not) but I have a few words to say.... that was so damned good I have put it in the next edition of the newsletter I write for the old farts motorcycle club, otherwise known as the Ulysses Club, whos motto is 'grow old disgracefully'.... they will love it!
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