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Limers, you tried senokot?
Limers, you tried senokot?
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It is better to have fart and lost
Then to never fart at all.
Captn realised he should of farted before he put on the wet-suit!!"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children." Kahlil Gibran
Clean and sober 25th January 2009
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NEVER fart in a wets suit. I live by that mottoLiving now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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Hip
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I need a poo now...Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The MessageComment
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I hate them after I've drunk vodka.limers;418030 wrote: I love the smell of my own farts.Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The MessageComment
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you MUST be fibbing???one2many;418153 wrote: I have never farted...ever.Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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I bet they clear the nasal passages thoughvlad;418150 wrote: I hate them after I've drunk vodka.Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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One 2, that is heartbreaking! I am so sorry! There is nothing quite like a rip roaring fart to make everything all right in the world.
Try figs, they help .......but be carefulLiving now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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What??? Not even when you go??? At what point did you explode then??? :Hone2many;418153 wrote: I have never farted...ever.Listen for God's voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; He's the one who will keep you on track. Proverbs 3:6 The MessageComment
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A girl at works hub never farts either......and he wears white pants.
I wouldn't trust him myselfLiving now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
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Caps, I fart in your general direction ... and I mean that in the nicest way
:boxer: Get the hell out of my house, Al, you worthless bastard!!Comment
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Hey you little Irish Hobbit,
Isn't it true that "Laidies don't fart, they pass wind".:H*Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert EinsteinComment
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O2M, I love that (PUFF); that is such a ladylike way to describe...."People usually fail when they are on the verge of success. So give as much care to the end as to the beginning." Lao-TzuComment
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O2M, don't use that term if you should travel through Germany. A PUFF is the colloquial term for bordello....and no, I don't puff.
Fffffffffffffffft.*Definition of Insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result* Albert EinsteinComment
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