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    #16
    I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

    Wer'e all ok ! ha! IAD
    ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
    those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
    Dr. Seuss

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      #17
      I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

      Did you eat pizza the night before and forget to drink that jug of stuff?
      If you do not live the life you believe, you will believe the life you live.

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        #18
        I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

        Yep....Doc haits me ! ha! IAD
        ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
        those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
        Dr. Seuss

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          #19
          I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

          Love this! Keep it going guys...it makes a refreshing change. LMAO here this cold dark morn.
          Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
          Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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            #20
            I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

            Ok Ill start !!!!!
            Problem number
            1. Hair Growing on my shoulders
            2. The increasing length it takes to wipe my arse. Its not hair I checked its weird
            3. Pimples spontaneuosly appearing in nostrils and on my left bum cheek ( always the left one go figure)
            4. Thoughts that I may be gay ( not that there is anything wrong with that)
            5. Thoughts that Im not gay but BI
            6. Thought Im becomming increasingly un attractive( people are starting to give me that"Its Quasimodo" look)
            7. Wondering what went wrong
            8. Finding it harder to remember what went right.
            9. Starting to get excited watching neighbours put their bins out on bin night.
            10. Going to the doc for the first time and let him put his hand up my asshole to check my prostrate.
            11.Laughing at adds on TV
            12. Looking for shoes that look like something from a sanatarium so my feet dont hurt.
            13. Meeting up with the guys from the Punk band I used to play in and we are all wearing the same shoes not a doc martin to be seen.
            14. Constantly saying "WHAT" after some one asks a question as I completely fucked my hearing up playing in a crap bands for so long.
            15. Starting to have horrid thoughts that if i wear lepoard skin jocks the misses will fire up.
            16. Just wanting to sleep forever
            17. Seriously looking at the features of nose hair clippers
            18. Starting to smell an ol formaldehyde smell in meetings and realising its me
            19. Dying with out ever having the lip hair to grow a decent moustache even though I HATE mos
            20. Unable to enjoy the smell of my own PUFFS anymore they are just plain stinkky gross
            21. Finally realising I am a romantic after all these years and un able to fall in love .
            22. Finding I need freinds and family more than ever even though I thought I didnt
            AHHHHH the list goes on
            Cap going through MID life adjustment

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              #21
              I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

              Poor barstard !!!!! Shit GG never been happier just reflecting I do love my self I just cant handle running my hands through those fly hairs on my shoulders HAAAAAAAAAA
              Love myself forever Cap

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                #22
                I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                Love you too oney!!!!! GG thats what i mean thanks for triggering another one to add to my list

                23. Starting to seek advice on waxing strips appropriate for male use

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                  #23
                  I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                  LMAO Cap..
                  I had to get an abcess removed from my arse in the summer...2 nights in hospital...Then a different nurse to come out to my house every morning to change my dressings...Undies round ankles for a stranger every morning for 2 weeks..For that short time i had the most famous arse in cumbria..It had its own star in the pavement in the town center..
                  Also had a vacectomy 2-3 years ago..Had quazimodo's sister check my nuts for 10 minutes to see if they were both there...How long does it take to count to two?
                  I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                  One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                    #24
                    I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Macks thats friggin hilarious ( sorry not meaning to laugh at your pain) But that is fuckin funny you poor bugger!!!!! I gonna need to change me undies now HAA.

                    24. Unable to control bowels after laughing my arse off

                    Thanks macks HA

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                      #25
                      I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                      LMAO Macks!
                      "Keep your eyes and heart focused on the end goal at all times, and never settle for less."

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                        #26
                        I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                        after reading what captn posted ..help .. im only 41 no more lmao
                        :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                        best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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                          #27
                          I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                          Gia thats not nice!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wish i said it what a scream sorry macks

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                            #28
                            I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                            5 years Mr T you are ME WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

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                              #29
                              I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                              Wow, I don't think any women have ever been as brutally honest here as you, Captn--

                              But I don't get number 9.
                              Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life... And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

                              Steve Jobs, Stanford Commencement Adress, 2005

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                                #30
                                I see a lot of women problems....how about guy stuff...

                                ok there is one thing im glad i dont have to use now as much now .. sense i stop drinking and my belly is alot better so that mean im not having to go as offen
                                :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                                best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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