I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU
IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING YOU HERE. (STEPHEN BISHOP SONG TITLE)
ON THANKSGIVING DAY ALL OVER AMERICA PEOPLE SIT DOWN TO EAT DINNER AT THE SAME MOMENT-HALF TIME (UNKNOWN)
I LOATHE PEOPLE WHO KEEP DOGS. THEY ARE COWARDS WHO HAVEN'T GOT THE GUTS TO BITE PEOPLE THEMSELVES (AUGUST STRINDBERG)
NEVER GO TO A DOCTOR WHOSE OFFICE PLANTS HAVE DIED (ERMA BOMBECK)
PSYCHIATRY IS THE CARE OF THE ID BY THE ODD (UNKOWN)
DO YOU REALIZE THE RESPONSIBILITY I CARRY? I'M THE ONLY PERSON STANDING BETWEEN NIXON AND THE WHITE HOUSE (JOHN F KENNEDY)
SMARTNESS RUNS IN MY FAMILY.WHEN I WHENT TO SCHOOL I WAS SO SMART MY TEACHER WAS IN MY CLASS FOR FIVE YEARS. (GEORGE BURNS)
AN IRISHMAN IS NOT DRUNK AS LONG AS HE STILL HAS A BLADE OF GRASS TO HOLD ONTO.(UNKNOWN)
COGITO ERGO SPUD. I THINK THEREFORE I YAM (GRAFFITO)
(AND MY OWN PERSONAL FAVOURITE) A MAN IS AS YOUNG AS THE WOMAN HE FEELS (UNKNOWN)
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