ok, seen as youve all gone awol, I will climb upstairs to study...sigh!
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Army thread 6th March
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Army thread 6th March
Zenstyle;565318 wrote: My next door neighbours have this dead tree that is right outside one of my windows and I've been getting totally sick and fed up of eyeballing it, especially after I've done all the work to the yard recently. It's been that way for months - the thing doesn't have ONE leaf on it. It's DEAD. Finito. Gone. Anyway, I finished up work for the morn and was just about to log on here and I said to myself "bugger it I'm going to saw that fecker down!" So I called them and said "do you mind if I saw that frikking dead tree down as it's really starting to get on my last bloody nerve?!" (I get on really well with the lazy feckers, they're good people even if they can't take care of a dead-ass tree.) So, I've just come back in from sawing that piece of chit, deader than dead eyesore down! And I can look out my bloody window in peace now. Feck knows what they're gonna do with the stump but that's their look out - I can't see it from my window! :H
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Army thread 6th March
Yeah, zenny it's a REAL tree that would require ropes and a trapeeze and monkeys and such. One of estranged one's customers is a tree guy and said he'd barter but my scutherin gobsheen said no. arsewipe. (that felt right good! I think I shall repeat it loudly several times)sigpic
Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT
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Army thread 6th March
I'm in a snit that I can't seem to kick to the curb. I want to blame estranged one which is stupid. It's my own damn fault for still being in a position to be around the bleedin fuckwit.
I'm using all the new words oney taught me. And thoroughly enjoying it.sigpic
Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT
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Army thread 6th March
Aw zenny, that's tame!!!! Once we (he) was in a lawsuit and we got 2 dolls the size of barbie and ken. We burned up barbie's hair and melted her face with burning cig butts, let the dog chew on them, held them in the toilet by their feet. pulled off some appendages and finally set them on a dirt bank and blew holes in them with my gun. It was a new level of catharsis :Hsigpic
Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT
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Army thread 6th March
He said he wanted to be paid for his services because he needed the money rather than pay to have the tree downed in the yard of our house that I live in since he moved out.sigpic
Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT
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