The Mysteries Of Life ........

[Saint Jude]

The Mysteries Of Life ........

Why do we call it "TOURIST SEASON" if ya can't SHOOT at em?

If a tree falls in the forest.... and nobody's around, .... is the man sill wrong?

Why doesn't a "hard on" count ... as personal growth?

[gabby]

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Is everybody thinkin these up themselves?

[TheKanga]

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Well Gabby, that's a mystery in itself ..............

[Bambino]

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YOU, The Kanga are an enigma in itself... Said to Macks that wouldn't say owt...
But feel the need to... because you appear to be so self obsessed - I have a serious prob... hhhmmm - drinking ... ....so thanks for your uplifting words.. and those words comprise of : ' fruit loop ' which was posted hours after I apologised... Out Of Order ... Wrong Wrong Wrong
Get a grip and just chill ..

[TheKanga]

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:nutso:

[Bambino]

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HOW VERY DARE YOU ? ....... WHAT A F**KING LIBERTY !!! ( to be pronounced in a Cockney ( that's London to you ) accent ) So , my little Kanga chappie? Why have you not said anything about YOURself?

[Bambino]

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HMMMMM Got it now... ,shamed

[Newyear]

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Kate - gotta be some rounding somewhere....

30.00 - 5.00 = 25.00 then
25.00 + 3 (what they got back) = 28.00
so 28.00+ 2.00 = 30.00

that is going to make me a little crazy though....gotta work on that some more

[tawnyfrog]

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Kate and Lisa,

I've been straining too hard.

The top right hand front corner of my head hurts!!

Tawny

[Helensback]

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head corners

It's that wind whipping through, Tawny.

Shut one of your ears.

Works for me.

Helen

[Newyear]

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I know....I started to do a diagram and quit. I work with someone who was a math major....I'll put her on this tomorrow

[TheKanga]

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A Few More Mysteries ...........

Good one Kate! Tawn, Helen, now that's funny..... Lisa, don't get yerself ga-ga over that one, I can't for the life of me work out how to get it to work through that method of breakdown.

Here are a few more mysteries to get ye thinkin' ..........

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

What do people in China call their good plates?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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The Kanga

[Allie]

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Hi Kanga!

Fortunatly (years ago), our Pekinegse (sp?) bred while we were sleeping, to a (Shis zu?")

Anyhoo... I was in the 10th grade. Talk about embarrassment when my DAD ran an add in the paper that said " SIX-PACK OF SHITZ FOR THE PRICE OF ONE SIX-PACK"

He sold them all amazingly...

Allie

[TheKanga]

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G'Day!

G'Day Allie, well, the things those shitzu's get up to eh?........

PS Love the bubble gum!

[Bambino]

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Allie, thanks for your reply,and yes - ok... Hope you are ...
Glad to know that Lou-Lou wasn't MIA

Take care and spk soon to you - Love Liz xxx
Just a bit mentalist at the moment.