Army Thread April 20

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Army Thread April 20

I am wetting myself again!! You lot are going to have to issue incontinence knickers for the Army

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Army Thread April 20

Enjoy your tea Irish!!!

[irish eyes]

Army Thread April 20

startingover;596742 wrote: Enjoy your tea Irish!!!

I dont think so now will wait unti later!

[Evie.Lou]

Army Thread April 20

GEEZ LOUISE !!! I go out to lunch and miss ALL THE FUN !!!!!!!

Hurry and let's have some...FUN, I MEAN... cause i gotta plant my "herbs' before it rains...

YICKSSSSSS TOOOOO LATE all ready I hear thunder...gotta go put them in the shed before they get fried.

[greeneyes]

Army Thread April 20

CT!! That is so funny! I e-mailed that to my niece a long time ago and she was stunned! She thought that she and her GF had made up the term & couldn't believe other people knew it! LOL! A friend gave me a silicone hot pad shaped like a handpuppet so you stick your 4 fingers in one side and your thumb in the other and it moves like a mitten but but the sides are symmetrical and if you hold it sideways, it looks like a CT. So I stuck it between my legs and did a dance and sang the song in her kitchen. We cried laughing so hard :H:H:H It makes a little noise when you tap it together. :H:H:H

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Army Thread April 20

greeneyes;596751 wrote: CT!! That is so funny! I e-mailed that to my niece a long time ago and she was stunned! She thought that she and her GF had made up the term & couldn't believe other people knew it! LOL! A friend gave me a silicone hot pad shaped like a handpuppet so you stick your 4 fingers in one side and your thumb in the other and it moves like a mitten but but the sides are symmetrical and if you hold it sideways, it looks like a CT. So I stuck it between my legs and did a dance and sang the song in her kitchen. We cried laughing so hard :H:H:H It makes a little noise when you tap it together. :H:H:H

I feckin knew you were totally insane !!!!! LMFCTO Big time!!!

[greeneyes]

Army Thread April 20

And it's black!

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Army Thread April 20

its good exercise I think....arent you supposed to exercise your camels toe ?

[greeneyes]

Army Thread April 20

That's what mr friskey is for. In a menopause book it said you were SUPPOSED to masturbate and particularly with something in it (and I swear to God it said this) "for the sake of your vagina". :H:H:H We could write off friskeys for medical reasons!

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Army Thread April 20

And a happy camels toe is a dry camels toe!!!

[Evie.Lou]

Army Thread April 20

Zenstyle;596764 wrote: LMFCTO Starty! Good point, good point! A laughing camel toe's a happy camel toe!

just picture this girlies...on second thought ....better NOT !!!!
I keep mine nicely shaved so it's easy to draw ..........SMILEY FACES ON IT !!!

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Army Thread April 20

greeneyes;596767 wrote: That's what mr friskey is for. In a menopause book it said you were SUPPOSED to masturbate and particularly with something in it (and I swear to God it said this) "for the sake of your vagina". :H:H:H We could write off friskeys for medical reasons!

Can you get one on prescription???
I shall make an appointment tomorrow :H

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Army Thread April 20

Evie.Lou;596770 wrote: just picture this girlies...on second thought ....better NOT !!!!
I keep mine nicely shaved so it's easy to draw ..........SMILEY FACES ON IT !!!

Evie Lou, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

[greeneyes]

Army Thread April 20

EVIE :H:H:H:H

Be kind to camel toe week!

[greeneyes]

Army Thread April 20

Have you exercised your camel toe today? bumper stickers