Army Thread April 20

[startingover]

Army Thread April 20

If only wob knew what you were laughing at......

[Evie.Lou]

Army Thread April 20

MAYBE He just rob a foot long dog stand or maybe a foot long dog ???

[startingover]

Army Thread April 20

The Club Song.....all together now...

You're a beautiful girl
And your pants are on so tight
That when you stand just right
I can see it all

When you're on the beach
And your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
As I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

I could really go
For a sideways sloppy joe
Or a tuna casserole
Baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
So much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your camel toe

Your (labia?), your vulva
Ooh ya know i love ya
Your (edna?) vagina, nothin' could be finer.
It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy.
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

Your biscuit, your beavage
I see your cooter cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain't hidin' nothin'
Your coochie, your flapper
You're showin' off your snapper

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe

[startingover]

Army Thread April 20

Slap for Oners!!! Yay!!

[Evie.Lou]

Army Thread April 20

Well Done LADIES...ALL OF YOU...WELL DONE !!!!
LMFCTO FOREVER !!!!!!!

[startingover]

Army Thread April 20

Zenstyle;596881 wrote: And remember ladies, the LMFCTO Club mantra!

Know Thy Toe!

To assist in knowing thy toe.....

[Evie.Lou]

Army Thread April 20

:applaud::applaud::applaud::applaud::applaud:

[startingover]

Army Thread April 20

oooohhhhh yes, beautiful.....its all in the detail isnt it?

[Evie.Lou]

Army Thread April 20

Evie.Lou;596892 wrote: :applaud::applaud::applaud::applaud::applaud:

Members...I am the OFFICIAL HEALTH INSPECTOR AND....this is a warning ...to always watch out for the ****


well, you know....clap !!!!

[rubywillow]

Army Thread April 20

startingover;596868 wrote:

OMG, we were having kielbasas tonight. BTW, I've been looking for that Elvis all afternoon, thought I was hallucinating since I first saw him when I was drinking!

[startingover]

Army Thread April 20

Glad you posted that pic oney :H

[startingover]

Army Thread April 20

Camel Toe All in One for the discerning male...

[boozehag]

Army Thread April 20

Morning all
Well I can report that my camels had a bit of a restless night I think they were disturbed by all the attention - they are not used to this much attention in the remote jungle where they live which is inaccessible to man or beast. I will be learning the words of the song today and am hoping to receive my joining up knickers and poster. I will also be doing my bit for the endangered camel toes and knitting some camel toe blankets today to keep them warm and cosy. I was thinking of possibly using some waterproof material in case of leakages from nearby orifices. Or maybe we should market some camel toe umbrellas...
BH

[boozehag]

Army Thread April 20

Yes they do make a strange noise when clapped sort of a squishy squidy type noise. Might be a bit rusty and need some oiling up!

[last call]

Army Thread April 20

What does LMFCTO mean? No clue.