Army Thread 11th May

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Good morning folks..
I am still on the gratitude train which is nice.
So I am going to put it to good use and when I try and talk myself out of running 3 miles I will tell myself that at least I CAN do it. I might not feel like it, but its possible. So for that I am VERY lucky.
And when I see my big gut in the mirror, I will tell myself at least I can afford to fill it...that one is harder to get my head around :H
So running it is.
Have a great day everyone!!

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Army Thread 11th May

I guess its better to have a big gut than a big camel toe? Another thing to be thankful for...
Nighters Zennerooni.

[boozehag]

Army Thread 11th May

Morning all
Starts if you have a big gut the good thing is you cant see your own camel toes - dont ask me how I know this... but remember my old avatar!
BDD I could send you a few sheep if you like. Not something we are short of over here!
Now we need some advice from the army on our atire for the run. I am thinking something sporty but sexy..... maybe some of those pink or purple velvet track pants with georgeous or hot stuff embroidered on the arse that all the 9 year old girls seem to wear these days. Not sure if they make them in plus sizes... that is just so wrong...
A key part of our running outfit will of course be the all over orange spray tan (otherwise known as the oompa loompa tan). I have booked in for mine. I hope to god it is not raining or there will be more than us running...
BH

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Army Thread 11th May

:H:H:H:H
What can I say!!!!
The oompa loompa tan :H

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Army Thread 11th May

I have my outfit, wot do you reckon?

[boozehag]

Army Thread 11th May

I think it is definitely a must have for this season's mini marathoners. I am sort of thinking along the lines of the Katie/Jordan and Peter Andre marathon look... minus the jabbers of course... by all accounts Oney has enough for all of us It is either that or we go for the mutton dressed as lamb look which is another of my personal favouries...some faux fur, some leopard print and some serious Peirre Cardigan handbags or we could go for the Britanny Spears look with bare midriff, a six pack and some tasteful belly buttom piercings. Be a bit too hard to carry a six pack around for the 10ks so "can" that one.
BH

[boozehag]

Army Thread 11th May

Feic me dead. That is exactly wot I was thinking. The knockers might need a bit of support though on the way around -a couple of oompa loompas might come in handy there.

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Army Thread 11th May

I just looked at my bare midriff, I am really not sure......
It doesnt look quite like that picture..do you think it matters?

[Popeye]

Army Thread 11th May

Good Morning Folks.
Busy day today so I haven't got long.
It's a beautiful morning and life is good!

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Army Thread 11th May

Its OK Boozy, the knockers dont move...

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Army Thread 11th May

Hey Mr Pops!
It is a beautiful morning...
I am about to run 3.9 miles (aaaarrrrggghhh)
Do you like my outfit?

[Popeye]

Army Thread 11th May

Yep!
Just make it the round 4 miles why don't you?

[boozehag]

Army Thread 11th May

Of course not how silly of me.
Hi Pops - good for you a sober day is a great day is it not!
BH

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Army Thread 11th May

Cos its a tad chilly, and that outfit doesnt offer much protection....

[Popeye]

Army Thread 11th May

They always are boozehag.