Hmmm.
Can I take you all into my confidence this morning ? This is just between us, OK ?
A disturbing thing has happened over night.
I seem to have been rapped firmly across the head with the 'ugly stick'.
Now there are two distinct possibilities here, as I see it.
1. That it takes more than the prescribed 36 hr alcohol free period to begin to look healthier.......OR......and more horrifyingly..
2. I have ALWAYS had a face like a dropped pie, and have spent years waking up still half cut, congratulating myself (in manner of delusional woman) on my miraculous regenerative powers.
Oh dear God....I am away to phone all of my exes for an honest assessment.
Failing that, I see that our David kindly offered to run me down with his new ute last night. It may be the best offer I get for a while.
Yours startlingly,
Bridget.
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