Well I don't mean to start on another negative Nelly note this morning, but .....
MOTHER OF GOD....
I just approached my scales with a great deal of trepidation this morning, and feck did they bite back....
I knew there was a bit of hail damage back there......but love of God I had no idea MY ENTIRE arse end had turned to memory foam.
You DO realise what this means ? In addition to giving up my best pseudofriend, I will now need to EXERCISE (don't swear to ME), and eat fruit and vegetables and shit like that..... without any daily (OK hourly) treats...
You'll have to excuse me folks I'm going off to sob and throw myself about on the bed a bit (but not in the good way)
Hope you're all going well and all that....bla bla fecking bla....
*shreiking sounds fading out to distance..................*
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